Earth 

The beautiful planet we live on, that needs protecting or else it could die

Person 1: I love earth!
Person 2: i dont..
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: its boring
Person 1: Earth is the only known planet thats supports life so you should love it because there isnt anywhere else for us to live at the moment..
Person 2: finnee..

Earth by *Angelic_Star* August 19, 2022

Earth 

A plate-like object in space. Do not try to travel around it or you will fall off the face of the Earth.

Timothy: Earth is flat
Cathy: Just like ur ass

Earth by SmartestBitchAlive September 26, 2022

earth 

Earth is a place with
racism
sexism
homophobia
rape
murder
pedophiles

poverty
abuse
death
cruelty
terrorist attacks
suicide
war
Fortnite
oppressor griefers
Twitter feminists

dream stans
zoophiles
Fortnite kids
furies
the 13th doctor
world hunger
pollution

incest

but it's not all bad we do have
love
happiness
food

earth is hell

earth by arthur morgan 1899 October 26, 2022

Earth 

A planet that could be much more peacefull and beutifull.

"that painting is Earth"

Earth by TheGuyWhoSpeaks November 5, 2022

Earth 

A small ghetto. It is the third big rock orbiting the Sun in the Solar System, a remote ditch in a backwater of the Local Interstellar Cloud in the Orion Arm of the Milky Way, which is a galaxy in the Local Group section of the Virgo Supercluster, which in itself is a part of a bigger cluster of galaxies called the Laniakea Supercluster, which is in itself a section of the Pisces-Cetus Supercluster Complex, a structure of many superclusters in a line, one of many such supercluster complexes in the universe. It is home to a bunch of beings who hold perpetual victim complexes. They call themselves "people" and are the smartest living beings in this 'hood.

Earth is the only known place in the universe to mankind where there are Dollar General stores, Boost Mobile stores, Aladdin Bail Bonds, Nissan dealerships, pawn shops, payday loan shops, and Church's Chicken. By default, the existence of these stores anywhere in the universe indicate that the sector in question is a low-income area and that whoever finds themselves in such a place should get the fuck out ASAP. Do not visit Earth under any circumstances, the locals will victimize anybody who shows any hint of being a tourist.

Earth by Kooyle January 22, 2023

Earth 

Pick some up and slam them

He running over here I ain’t gone hit em ima earth em

Earth by Rasta sean February 2, 2023

Earth 

A decent-sized orb that humans happen to live on. It is quite dangerous considering lots of people die there. The Earth revolves around the sun, but the sun needs to stfu because it is a pick-me and it's not always the center of attention.

Hello bob, where do you live?
Oh hi Bartholomew, I live on a place called "Earth"!
Oh wow! What a coincidence! I too, live at that location
*A this point Bob and Bartholomew are besties due to all the things they have in common.

Earth by anonymous March 25, 2023