brick exit strategy

The plan a retailer makes when it decides to close its doors to the public and move exclusively to the web.

"Either we come up with a good brick exit strategy or we're done."

by SF Dave May 20, 2008

Brick Exit Strategy

The process whereby a traditional “Brick & Mortar” retailer begins the transition to a predominantly Internet based business model. Often brought about due to the escalating costs of maintaining a dedicated physical presence as declining economic conditions force geo-based retailers into competing dollar for dollar with their virtual world ecommerce competition.

"A Brick Exit Strategy not only cuts costs, it gives us a chance to expand beyond this local market."

by SF Dave May 19, 2008

the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire

1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.

2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.

jack: "monkey."

jack: "NO MONKEY."

jack: "monkey."

daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."

by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010

Before You Exit

One of the best bands out there. Usually, if one does not listen to their music, you will die a cold hard death within 72 hours.

Before You Exit<3

by RebeccaMcDonough March 27, 2011

Non existing

Communist slang for food

Yo, I want something that’s non existing

by Donald_nut July 7, 2018

Existatron

noun; a person from your past that you haven't thought about in so long that when they come across your mind one day, for whatever reason, you question if they actually existed.

-You'll never guess who appeared in my dream last night. Taylor Moffit.
-Taylor Moffit? Damn. I forgot he even existed.
-I know, total existatron.

by We Are Jay June 7, 2011

exisely

A portmanteau of the words 'Exactly' and 'Precisely'.

Bowie: So what you're trying to say, is that if the weather was any warmer we would actually stick to these seats?

Carlos: That is exisely what I'm saying.

by Perched_92 November 23, 2014