Eternal Bojangle

Bullshitting around or procrastinating regularly, as to avoid work, school, or any other seemingly more important issue.

Eternal Bojangle (N.) Doing the eternal bojangle.

Bro 1: "Yo doggie, watcha about to go do after class?"

Bro 2: "Shit man, you know, probably just gonna go back 'n do the eternal bojangle till dinner like always."

Bro 1: "Oh Word, you always bojanglin around takin gb's."

Bro 2: "Chhyea"

by Skeezy Cap'n January 12, 2009

Eternal Forgiveness

In Monopoly, a player is offered Eternal Forgiveness by another player, which grants them immunity from rent for specific properties for the remainder of the game.

"Yo I can't afford this rent yo! I'm out!"

"How 'bout you give me Eternal Forgiveness in exchange for a pass?"

"Sounds good, yo! Looks like I'm still in the game!"

by Bobby Rose the Money man March 13, 2013

eternal sleep

Eternal sleep is a term which means death

"Nigga tried to rock up on me; layed him down-eternal sleep, dude..."

by Infamous Y.P December 22, 2015

Eternal Warlord

a.k.a 900.
Lifeless idiot.

You are such an EW.

by Some other dude April 11, 2004

Eternal Virginism

Eternal virginism is a title given to someone who has no personality, holds anti-LGBT values, and masterbates to Flo in progressive commercials.

You see that guy who has confederate flags on his car? He has Eternal Virginism in his blood.

by Birb with Wisdom June 11, 2020

Eternal Dreamer

Eternal sleeping and having never ending dreams or a person who always thinks of the impossible and dares to to try to accomplish

Another meaning is a person who dreams all the time even when he/she is awake

She is an Eternal Dreamer always looking into the sky for more and never looking back

by Lumara March 27, 2015

the eternal grunt

What radiation poisoning is known as in certain Russian towns where the whole population is contaminated.

Don't assume that this is unique to Russia. America has the same problems, but American townies aren't guite poetic enough to come up with a similar phrase, so they just refer to it by it's medical name.

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005