"hey man wanna catch the train?"
"helllll no. we dont want to get in an eshay carrier theyre hella devious"
"ok bet lets drive"
"helllll no. we dont want to get in an eshay carrier theyre hella devious"
"ok bet lets drive"
by hungyry fihs okkle fishy ultra November 28, 2024
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Propaganda.
They should be avoided at all costs.
Popular basecamps for them are:
-Geelong (if you see this sign on the M1, just run in the opposite direction before they bash you)
-Broadmeadows (Reconsider your need, only go if heading to the airport)
-Bankstown (just pretend it dosent exist)
-Tamworth (not nearly as worse as the other ones)
-Gold Coast (at least its touristy)
They should be avoided at all costs.
Popular basecamps for them are:
-Geelong (if you see this sign on the M1, just run in the opposite direction before they bash you)
-Broadmeadows (Reconsider your need, only go if heading to the airport)
-Bankstown (just pretend it dosent exist)
-Tamworth (not nearly as worse as the other ones)
-Gold Coast (at least its touristy)
I ran into some eshays at Geelong station. One of them said 'cross me again it will be worse than a punch got me ya gay fag?' and one of them defended them like they were better than Allah or something
Luckily my myki had lots of balance left.
Luckily my myki had lots of balance left.
by iDontTrustYou April 8, 2024
Get the Eshays mug.Eshays are usually poor teenagers who use Centrelink payments to buy Nike, Adidas, Tommy Hilfiger, etc
They think they are gangsters and say stuff like "oi, just got dem Nike tn's bah"
They speak in eshay, this is a language that uses cringy gangster stuff and pig Latin
Be warned, if you come across one, they will likely steal your Centrelink payments and yo Nike tn's bah
They can be identified by wearing Nike air max, Air Force and Jordan's, puffer jackets, Nike bumbag and Nike hat with sunglasses they smoke week but hide it because "stigs are gay" they are also annoying, if you find one in school, move school because they will annoy the crap out of you. They start becoming eshays in 6th grade and gradually become worse and worse
They also carry posca markers and extra hats in their bumbag
Also an empty gatorade bottle with Eshay sticker
They think they are gangsters and say stuff like "oi, just got dem Nike tn's bah"
They speak in eshay, this is a language that uses cringy gangster stuff and pig Latin
Be warned, if you come across one, they will likely steal your Centrelink payments and yo Nike tn's bah
They can be identified by wearing Nike air max, Air Force and Jordan's, puffer jackets, Nike bumbag and Nike hat with sunglasses they smoke week but hide it because "stigs are gay" they are also annoying, if you find one in school, move school because they will annoy the crap out of you. They start becoming eshays in 6th grade and gradually become worse and worse
They also carry posca markers and extra hats in their bumbag
Also an empty gatorade bottle with Eshay sticker
by DrBiGBallZ November 29, 2021
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Get the eshay day mug.Usually white skinny males who like to think they are " Roadmen" or "Gangsters". Eshays are only found in Australia.
An 'Eshay' is another term for an Australian lad, the equivalent of a British chav. A fucking annoying mf that starts shit for no reason and most are assholes, with their shitty mullets. Normally wear branded clothes.
An 'Eshay' is another term for an Australian lad, the equivalent of a British chav. A fucking annoying mf that starts shit for no reason and most are assholes, with their shitty mullets. Normally wear branded clothes.
Eshay 1: Oiii bahhhh guess what lad
Eshay 2: yeah cunt ??
Eshay 1: i fucking rolled some faggot at the transtation this morning
eshay 2: nahhhh, for what bahh
eshay 1: fucking airmax 90s cunttt
eshay 2: dont ya already got airmax 90s
eshay 1: yeah lad i needed another pair
eshay 2: sick lad
scenario 2:
'random person walking across the street'
eshay 1: what the fuck ya looking at fucking cunt
random person: what?
eshay 2: yeahhh lad wtf are u staring at fucking dog
(eshay 1 bumps into random person)
eshay 1: Fucking get out of my way u gronk
Eshay 2: yeah cunt ??
Eshay 1: i fucking rolled some faggot at the transtation this morning
eshay 2: nahhhh, for what bahh
eshay 1: fucking airmax 90s cunttt
eshay 2: dont ya already got airmax 90s
eshay 1: yeah lad i needed another pair
eshay 2: sick lad
scenario 2:
'random person walking across the street'
eshay 1: what the fuck ya looking at fucking cunt
random person: what?
eshay 2: yeahhh lad wtf are u staring at fucking dog
(eshay 1 bumps into random person)
eshay 1: Fucking get out of my way u gronk
by Lila cerruto August 7, 2022
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