emergency stamp

Having stamps for emergencies. Keeping them in your wallet or your car glovebox for last minute mailing purposes

Man, I forgot to put a stamp on this and the post office is closed. I have to wait to send my love letters.

Here buddy I have my emergency

stamp for last minute mail

That is so emergency stamp

Oh I want to write this down now and send it to my friend, too bad I don’t keep emergency stamps

by TheKingEli July 9, 2018

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dick emergency

A condition that certain clients will have, causing them to occasionally disregard their manners when contacting a sex worker in an attempt to schedule a booking. Individuals having a dick emergency will often not pay proper attention to screening instructions, will attempt to schedule same-day even if policies state that's not offered, and will sometimes even lose grasp of basic grammar.

ring ring
sex worker: "Hello?"
client: "What are your rates?!?"
sex worker: "WOW. OK, let's start with your name first?"
client: "I'm Chad... can you accept me for a booking this afternoon?!?"
sex worker: "OK, I can see that someone is having a dick emergency today... but let's not totally forget our manners, shall we?"
client: "Sorry, yes. So may I please inquire as to your rates?"
sex worker: "They're pretty clearly stated on my web site."
client: "Where is that?"
sex worker: "You managed to find my contact info online... I'm confident that you can find this information, as well. Along with my screening process. Thank you."
click

by demergency July 8, 2019

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Emergency beer

In the aftermath of a party, or other social event, the remnants of all of the opened beers (all different kinds) that were left lying around are poured into a gallon jug in case of a beer emergency.

Don't forget to add to the emergency beer before getting rid of those containers.

by Urban Defender May 15, 2019

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