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Elon

Elon’s a boy in the Caribbean who lives Trinidad who has a big cock and is also know as the harem lord. He also is single and is look for a smally.
by A GOD OF LUST November 23, 2021
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Elon Musking

A phrase to describe the process of ripping ass loudly in a room to draw attention to oneself, especially if it results in someone vomiting.
"Fuck, Jeremy was just Elon Musking in there because nobody laughed at his joke. I think I'm gonna be sick"
by Fartmaster2277 August 2, 2024
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Elonize

The subtle art of acquiring a public limited company by Elon Musk and changing its corporate culture overnight.
Bob: I won't pay $8 per month for just a blue tick on twitter!
Alice: Well, it has been elonized. You can't do much rather than comply.
by mayukhm November 6, 2022
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Eloned

transitive verb
1. the complete destruction of the perceived overall quality or character as seen or judged by people in general
2. the recognition that the characteristic or abilities placed in an individual are completely wrong.
3. a loss of esteem or regard
He has eloned any perception that he was a first-class playwright.
by Big Daddy Bling Bling January 11, 2023
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Elon's kids

One of them IS trans and hates him and he named one after a plane... And not "named after a plane" like "Boeing" or something (because even that isn't an unreasonable thing to name someone) but "A-12" like... X Æ A-12... Retarded... It's a retarded then to do. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? And here is how I would bully him: Use his name to address him but add 1 to it every time I talk to him. Oh! And one died in his babymama's arms and he lied about it publicly to garner sympathy in spite of the fact that he wasn't even there. He's not the champion of your kids.
Elon's kids "Mommy, why is my name a symbol and numbers instead of an actual name?"

Mommy "Well... Um... Uh... Daddy is... Retarded... Daddy's retarded... And... And I'm dumb as dogshit. It was a stupid thing to do. We should have changed it before you were old enough to realize what we did to you but... You know... Retarded..."

Elon's kids "But they call me X Æ A-69 now..."

Mommy "Yeah, it's- This is a simulation... That- Don't worry about- Just... Just go play with your brother-sister...."

X Æ A-5138008 ☹️

Hym "Waitwaitwait! You should change it to 'Truckazord' Pft! Nononono wait, 'Flabbergasted' change it to 'Flabbergasted' that's a good name, right? 'Flabbergasted' Oooooooh... You know what? How about *Disgruntled groan*? How's it spelled? 'UuUuUuUuGh!'Exclamation-point and all. NO! WAIT! THIS IS IT! 32⁰ South! And then!
😌☝️ THEN, we have it marry Ye's kid and take HER name (because we're progressive) And then he'll be 32⁰ South West! Call him... ₩¡/\/Ğ/\/ů+ like the old font? Remember? Leper-shaun the Leprechaun Musk. There's hoping that he will both have leprosy and be a dwarf... And his name will be shaun... Uuuuuuummmm... Nothing I can say here is worse than his actual name... Hmmmm... CitizenSquirtleTTV..."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2023
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Elon

The new name for tweets on X (formerly known as Twitter).
Did you see that stupid Elon that Jack posted on X this morning?
Yes, that was the most insane Elon I've ever seen.
by iKarma August 19, 2023
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