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Eli

An amazing boy! Adorable, funny, a little shy, kind, has a good heart, makes u smile, and fun to be around. He has gorgeous hair and eyes. his laugh make you laugh. it may be hard for him to tell you his feelings but once he does you’ll love him for it.
leila: woah that eli is a cutie
lindsey: oh no he is mine
by crazycato41 April 7, 2019
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Elis

Yo Elis
by Gaycumcum September 20, 2019
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Eli

An Eli is a total spazz who excels at taking extreme amounts of shit from his friends. An Eli may physically shake and rattle uncontrollably, making simple tasks like tattooing or touching a woman difficult, if not impossible. Due to his unrelenting self-doubt, a chain-smoking Eli lies like a politician, moves like a lizard, and smells like Gold Bond sprinkled in an ashtray. An Eli will often earn the nickname Rattlehands or eLIE. When being reprimanded by a boss or partner, an Eli will stare into the middle distance and robotically reply “I understand.” Once an Eli crosses through the lonely plains of anxiety, rejection and shame however, he’ll grow a thicker skin, stop crying in public, and learn to ignore the endless ball-busting like a pro. An Eli is at heart a good dude, but his inherent weirdness and inability to communicate like a normal human in social settings lead many to feel uncomfortable around him. This is a shame because once an Eli gains your respect, you will appreciate him being a part of the crew (that won’t stop an Eli from getting all the shit shoveled on him daily, however).
I asked Eli who broke the printer, and he claimed he saw Justin do it. Fucking Rattlehands strikes again!
by IIHeshLordII November 23, 2021
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Eli

Such a good skateboarder cops 7 chicks in one night so not Jewish man active
Wow Eli sure is a chick magnet with those skateboard skills!!
by H with Reggie May 27, 2018
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Eli

The best friend you’ll ever have. He is powerful and easy to get along with. He may come off as intimidating but as you get to know him you’ll fall in love. he is sporty and presents very masculine. Often very tall.
Person: Oh did you meet that new kid Eli?
Person 2: I’ve seen him around, he’s so scary.
Person: oh don’t worry, he’s really sweet.
by spencerissexy October 9, 2021
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ely

An amazing talented girl who just loves to have fun. You can always find her goofing around but can be serious when needed.
That girl was the life of the party

She must be and Ely
by Elesbells June 9, 2020
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Eli

Eli is a badass who is a Fucking Goat at Basketball Baseball Football. If you make him he will he will Fucking Kick your Ass and when he is done he will piss on your ashes. He will kick your ass in Basketball Baseball And Football. DON’T FUCK WITH ELI OR HE WILL KICK YOU FUCKING ASS!!!
If you want to kick someone’s ass come see Eli on his online kickass videos at KICKASSCENTRAL.com
by EBUHR3 June 13, 2018
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