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durnt

To steal anything of value or absurd randomness. To take a virginity. To shave off and eyebrow or piece of hair while someone is drunk and unaware. Should be used right after penetration is obtained to insure that the bitch understands why she is there. To take more than thirty percent of a hand held food item. To take your friends snap without telling him about it. To drift a car using purely your e-brake. To fuck over anyone around you. To cut in line at an amusement park. To trip a rollerblader for due to his poor choice of a sport. To hook up with a bitch for the sole purpose of nutting. Should be used in situations where people other than you and your friends do not understand the word. To jack young dumb sluts valued items. Respected by ancient egyptian scholars for its versatility and simplicity. It is the only word that need not be translated into other languages to be understood by all gentleman.
Dean: Hey bro, Im going to pack george a fat snap for backing me up with the cops yesterday.
Kevin: (lying) Nah man, george doesn't even blaze, that beezy is on on probation.
Dean: Well in that case, would you like a snap kevin?
Kevin: (bong bubbling and is cleared, kevin coughs, regains his breath) Durnt!

Separate situation:

Steve: Can you believe how many garden nomes we just durnted from that bitches house connor?
Connor: Haha, I even durnted a bj from her kid sister
by parrotdick July 4, 2010
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Adam Duritz

Emotional cool honest insomniac kind musician who passionately sings his ass off, plays piano, and writes beautiful and nihilistic songs for the band Counting Crows. Songs are mostly about him feeling hopeless, lonely, or bitter about a loving relationship, about the difficulty of being away from home for touring so much, or about having trouble sleeping, or dealing with fame and life in general. A very creative rockstar who can't help to improvise onstage alternating lyrics according to his feelings of the moment while the rest of the band follows. For more info go to countingcrows.com or annabegins.com.
Adam Duritz is as cool as lemonade.

"Today was just a day fading into another"

"I keep thinking tomorrow is coming today
So I am endlessly waiting"

"I wanna be the knife that cuts into my hand
And I wanna be scattered from here in this Catapult"

"So I throw my hand into the air and it swims in the beams
It's just a brief interruption of the swirling dust sparkle jet stream"
by thisisme September 10, 2008
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melodic dubstep

A kind of dubstep which has a recognizable tune inside it, bass and high-pitched screams not included.

See also: oxymoron.
Melodic dubstep is like an ethical politician: neither can possibly exist, even though life would be 1000× better with them.
by hamuka December 26, 2014
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Dubsters

Let me check Dubsters for any new additions to the english language such as Defis
by Dubya Bush May 29, 2008
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Dubster

One that proudly owns a Volkswagen, VDUB! More specifically, one that proudly owns a GTI.
I just got a new Volkswagen, now I'm an official Dubster.
by Hyprr July 13, 2012
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kristen dunst

it's kirsten, not kristen
see: kirsten dunst...either way, she still looks like she smells
by maculate February 6, 2005
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Dubstep

Dubstep is a bastardization of Drum and Bass, House, Electro and other genres of Electronic Dance Music into something that sounds like one of a few things at any given time that are not limited to but include; a chainsaw fucking a toaster, the sound of defecation whilst on Acid, broken speakers.

The last of these has led many an unwary listener to question a DJ's knowledge of his EQ and sound levels only to later find out that it was not any hardware failure that caused the angry sound of dubstep to assault their ears -a sound that has often been described by many true followers of PLUR as being "violent" "hateful" and "vibe crushing".

Dubstep is often described as being "filthy" "grimy" and "dirty" by its fans, which is ironic as they also describe themselves with the exact same words. Much like the bros that dubstep has excreted into the modern rave scene; dubstep should be divorced from raves as it does nothing to further the scene and is only destroying it like a cancer.

Dubstep should not be played at any event, ever.
Person A "Hey, did you hear the new Skrillex track?"

Person B "You mean the one that goes "wubwubwubwub wump wump wump wubwubwubwub?"

Person A "Yeah! That's the one!"

Person B "No."

Person A "Then how did you know what the track sounded like?"

Person B "I didn't, it's dubstep so I just guessed and made shit noises."
by Kemikal-Rabbit December 6, 2011
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