Dummer

Dummer was the guy who invented silent velcro. He gave people a modern and hassle free way to put on their clothes. He truly was all things to all men.

Wow, I feel like Bond when I put on my shoes !
Thank you Dummer!

by Bill Carradine November 11, 2008

Dumper

An individually that takes advantage of low wholesale drug prices to sell them for low retail prices.

She just wanna ride with a dumper!

by Mike Vick's Trainer March 31, 2017

dumversity

Having an opinion that is valued by management for being fresh and different even if uninformed and unrealistic.

The new boss is a dumversity hire.

by dilbert's cubemate September 3, 2009

Dumber Than Snape

One who is the dumbest of the dumb, dumber than anyone else by comparison.

Becky thinks that Boston is a state! Man, she's dumber than Snape.

by The Goddamn Batcolin January 4, 2012

Thumb Dumper

The art of inserting ones thumb (thumbs), into a fellow companions anal cavity, while thrusting wildly in an up and down motion. The thumb dumper must be face to face with the thumb dumpie.

Chantel couldn't walk the next day because she had spent the night being thumb dumped by Tim. Tim is an excellent Thumb Dumper

by TheAE86ForTheWin October 30, 2008

dumber

1. "More dumb than"
2. Having a lower intelligence than a certain person/thing.

"Hey, 2+2=5!"

"You're dumber than a rock.."

by firegod678 February 22, 2005

dumberer

dumberer dumerer (adj)- very far below anything even remotly resembling intelligence at all

ur dumberer than that kid in the special olympics

by queers annonomous June 21, 2003