Vito the Dorito

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bro can you veliebe that the vito has nt seen dogfather
Man i cannot beliee that Vito the Dorito ahs not seen the godtfhater
by bookem January 08, 2022
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yeeto dorito

Can mean lots of things, including but not limited too:
1:A really good YEEt
2:An expression of happiness, excitement, energy, or whatever else you want.
3:Something you say for no reason at all
Someone: "yeeto dorito" *eggs and toilet papers mars*
by Just some random teenager. November 01, 2020
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dorito sex

Sex that is dry and dissatisfying, or cheesy and boring like sex in a romantic comedy
Girl 1.. how was last night?
Girl 2.. two words, Dorito sex!!
by Loopylarvz December 10, 2022
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Dorito Fuck

Simply shoveling as much Doritos (any flavor) into your girl of choices vagina, or Anus. Whiping out your pipe and insert into vagina or anus. Whilst continuesly thrusting your hips back and fourth.
Doritos Fuck

Person 1: What did you and that girl do last night.
Person 2: I dorito fucked her all night.
Person 1: Nice man.
Person 2: Yeah we used the whole family size bag.
by DoritoFuckKing August 02, 2018
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Pelican Doritos

1. The act of mixing hot fudge with feces and selling it to homeless people.

2. A woman taking a dump in a urinal.
1. "Carl did some pelican doritos to that kind man over there."

2. "Jacqui was caught doing pelican Doritos again!"
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 07, 2022
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King Dorito

A Dorito with an extraordinary amount of flavored powdery stuff on it.
I sometimes throw 95% of a bag of Doritos in search of the King Doritos. They're the only ones I like; they should make them all with that much of the good shit on 'em.

That fiery habanero King Dorito gave me the worst ring sting.
by Wemedge August 13, 2010
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dorito faced

When a human or animal isn't high but looks like they are.
"Dude I think Marcos is high!"
"Nah he's just dorito faced; he'd never get high."
by IGotHoesForDays February 12, 2017
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