deitsched

Fucked up, screwed

Shit i that test deitsched me because i didn’t study.

That guy is so deitsched for raping a girl

by yung bokchoi December 11, 2017

DoitMan

The coolest dude ever

He's a doitman

by DoitMan December 18, 2018

doots

it means anything you want it to

doots off

by hi1erqrsr January 31, 2020

Dootsaurus

the legendary Dootsaurus, loves to post random memes or sometimes eat spaghetti

“Crokey!!! It’s a Dootsaurus posting a meme about a fictional monster named Mike as a car key!!”

by Dootsaurus March 11, 2022

shooty doots

A sudden expression of surprise, shock , or sheer frustration.

This phrase is typically used by grandmothers and vietnam vets .

Gas is 10 cents more expensive here ?! Shooty doots !

Or, "Shooty doots! Charlie bout broke through the wire! "

Or, " Earl got his first man boner in over a decade last night, shooty doots my old vigina is sore !"

by john stone22 July 27, 2010

Dalton Dotson

Someone who is of average height, weighs 180 pounds, claims to lose weight yet the next week is 185 pounds is stubborn not particularly bright, can't read and is bald.

Person 1: I have coronavirus therefore I have a significantly higher chance of dying then you
Dalton Dotson: No you don't
wash rinse repeat 100 more times

by Professor Intercourse man September 16, 2021

Dippin dots

When you stand over the mouth of your partner and dip your nuts in and out of her mouth. Usually requires saggy ballsacks.

He likes to do dippin dots on her.

by I’ll teach you everything January 13, 2022