Last night when I was doing this broad in the throat she turned blue from dizzy dick I thought we were role playing the Smurfs.
by Dynamic trio of Dizzy Dick! November 2, 2015
by Davidborrus August 27, 2019
Even more dangerous than its predecessor, dizzy darts, shotgun dizzy darts involves spinning until dizzy then throwing multiple darts toward a dart board.
(Cops find a dead corpse strung out in front of a dart board)
Cop: We're you playing shotgun dizzy darts?
Cop: We're you playing shotgun dizzy darts?
by BoxcarLeo February 10, 2008
Something you say when a friend, family member, or stranger yanks your vape, blunt, dab pen, or literally anything that makes you high, out of your hand or mouth.
Timothy: *holds dab pen*
Kyle: *yanks it out of his hand*
Timothy: "Bro are you tryna catch a dizzy or sumthin?"
Kyle: "Yeah brother." *catches dizzy*
Kyle: *yanks it out of his hand*
Timothy: "Bro are you tryna catch a dizzy or sumthin?"
Kyle: "Yeah brother." *catches dizzy*
by vicast115 April 25, 2019
A clown ass low self esteem bitch that stay with a her man after he cheat on her and gives her multiple yeast infection
Keisha really is a dizzy Dora hoe for staying with Jonathan treesh ass after he cheated on her word to my mother she dumb
by Dthang gz wife March 9, 2022
Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is all the rage with today’s TikTokkin’ youth, and also Ben Affleck. In order to play Jizzy Dizzy Kitty, you need:
1) A cat
2) A bed
3) A ceiling fan directly above the bed
4) The remote control for the ceiling fan
5) 12 feet of rope (a lighter gauge)
6) A step stool or 3-step ladder (optional)
7) A penis
8) A jar of Nutella
9) A cell phone with the TikTok app installed
Use the step stool or just stand on the bed and carefully tie the cat to the ceiling fan. Then, take your pants off and get in bed with the Nutella, the cell phone and the remote control to the ceiling fan. Carefully stuff your nutsack into the jar off Nutella and summon Satan or Beefassholebub or the demon of your choice. Then, turn on the ceiling fan. YES!!! Watch that kitty spin, dude! Let the cat’s cries of pleasure(?) begin to stir your pleasure in the genitals, and when erect, bear down on the clown (or whatever you call your dick). If you have trouble getting erect, though, keep twisting the Nutella jar clockwise and redouble your efforts in summoning the forces of darkness until the fires of Hell start your loins a’ burning. The goal of Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is, and this may be quite obvious by now, to ferociously ejaculate all over the cat while it swings gaily from the ceiling fan. Keep on crankin’ down with one hand, and use the other to scrapple together a TikTok video of yourself alive with pleasure. Fuck dance challenges.
1) A cat
2) A bed
3) A ceiling fan directly above the bed
4) The remote control for the ceiling fan
5) 12 feet of rope (a lighter gauge)
6) A step stool or 3-step ladder (optional)
7) A penis
8) A jar of Nutella
9) A cell phone with the TikTok app installed
Use the step stool or just stand on the bed and carefully tie the cat to the ceiling fan. Then, take your pants off and get in bed with the Nutella, the cell phone and the remote control to the ceiling fan. Carefully stuff your nutsack into the jar off Nutella and summon Satan or Beefassholebub or the demon of your choice. Then, turn on the ceiling fan. YES!!! Watch that kitty spin, dude! Let the cat’s cries of pleasure(?) begin to stir your pleasure in the genitals, and when erect, bear down on the clown (or whatever you call your dick). If you have trouble getting erect, though, keep twisting the Nutella jar clockwise and redouble your efforts in summoning the forces of darkness until the fires of Hell start your loins a’ burning. The goal of Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is, and this may be quite obvious by now, to ferociously ejaculate all over the cat while it swings gaily from the ceiling fan. Keep on crankin’ down with one hand, and use the other to scrapple together a TikTok video of yourself alive with pleasure. Fuck dance challenges.
by Jaunty Diggles December 24, 2020
A slight variation of the dizzy "fuck stick" who has a foggy and misconstrued conception of the world they live in. This witless skank hole has a combined social intelligence of an earthworm and a McDonald's milkshake. She routinely placates others with her kookaburra-esque juvenile laughter mixed with volumes of gratuitous sunshine up her subject's ass.
That dizzy cunt stick goes round and round more than the rides at Disney.
If I have to hear that dizzy cunt stick's bogus cackle once more today,I'm going to pour scalding water on her nu-nu's.
I sure do enjoy it when that dizzy cunt stick speaks, giving me a hefty dose of her stupidity and verifing the fact that she has the IQ level of a fucking peanut.
If I have to hear that dizzy cunt stick's bogus cackle once more today,I'm going to pour scalding water on her nu-nu's.
I sure do enjoy it when that dizzy cunt stick speaks, giving me a hefty dose of her stupidity and verifing the fact that she has the IQ level of a fucking peanut.
by bad dawg November 19, 2004