shit dicked

1) Verb: Getting shit all over your dick because you stuck it into someone's ass.

2) Verb: Getting shit all over someone else's dick when they stick it into your ass.

1) "My dirty math teacher totally shit dicked me last night."

2) "I forgot to take a dump before Kenneth came over last night and when we were fucking I accidentally shit dicked him."

by Huskey Balls April 27, 2006

Get Dicked

To be penetrated by a male sex organ. Can be used as a retort. Similar to "Get Fucked".

Alex: Your an asshole.
Shannon: Get Dicked.

by Simon Terry September 25, 2005

dicketry

the way and means of being a dick

Hey, your being a dick and I'm tired of your dicketry!

by Captain Ahab March 8, 2003

Needle Dicked Bug Fucker

One who's penis resembles that of a needle and is used to engage in intercouse with insects capable of receiving such small genitalia

Derek is such a needle dicked bug fucker sometimes.

by R. Trombone March 31, 2003

flicker-dicker

A device used for remote operation of television set. It is more commonly known as a remote control.

Kyle: Matt, could you please pass the flicker-dicker? I hate this show.

Matt: Sure.

by MarySueTwo June 29, 2008

Dickeranged

It's when you see someone with their penis out/ masturbating on chat roulette or any video chat website.

Guy 1: Hey man, I got this sexy chick to flash me last night on chat roulette!
Guy 2: Damn really? I got dickeranged like 5 times dude.
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Guy 1: Man what we're your stats for chat roulette last night?
Guy 2: Two tits, 0 pussy, 6 dickerangs.
Guy 1: Ouch.

by AgnukN April 2, 2010

penise and also dicke and balls

A meme that started from a tumblr post which read:
sext: penise and also dicke and balls
this meme is often used ironically by meme pages on facebook.

gf: send me something sexy
me: penise and also dicke and balls

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 December 30, 2016