Distard

pronounced - Diz tard

People who aimlessy wander around Disney parks with no purpose but to block others and agrivate people with a cause

steve: wow this guy is sitting in the middle of the walkway with 5 strollers and having the shit kicked out of him by midgets

Bob: what a Distard

by Lord Muffin King III 8D November 13, 2009

urban dictated

rejection of concept by urban dictionary

dude! thats' pretty funny, you should try to get that in urban dictionary...i did, i got urban dictated!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

distorted vision

distorted vision it the running mate of the blur not his sidekick they split the leader duties don the middle he has the ame powers as the blur but he also uses guns and knives and swords and shit like that

distorted vision will blow yer goddam hed off while you are hiding from the blur

by billy aka the nessilator November 3, 2003

dystarded

A combination of the spelling and traits of dyslexic and retarded.

Damn, that girl is a whole other kind of stupid. She's dystarded.

by Roamingnome October 19, 2007

disturbed

A band that, in reading most of the definions on this site, is extremely overrated by many people. Yeah sure, I'll admit that they may be the best Nu-metal band, but that's not really saying much, is it??? I mean, sure they do have a few good songs (I actually do like Prayer and Remember), but they can't compare to other real metal bands, and they're definitely not the best band of all time, as some people on this board would claim. No no, the distinction of the greatest band of all time would go to, of course, Alice in Chains, followed closely by Pantera and Rage Against the Machine, but now I'm getting off subject. Anyway, to sum up what I'm trying to say, Disturbed may be good nu-metal, if there is such a thing, but in the end they are definitely not the best band of all time and are squashed like bugs on the windshields of Metallica, Megadeth, Soundgarden, etc. etc.

Nu metal fan: OMG! I love Disturbed, David is soooo hawt and their songs are so awesome!! I am Down with the Sickness!!! Wa ah ah ah, they're so metal!!

Me: Wow, please listen to some real music, such as Pantera or RATM. I'd like to see the guitarist from Disturbed shred like Dimebag or Tom Morello.

by b-razzle August 5, 2006

distracted

being stoned; a way to describe being stoned to people that may not approve of marijuana use.

"you missed the turn, Bobby"
"sorry, i'm a little distracted..."

by nofxmikeb October 27, 2005

Disturbed

Whoever plugged Violence Fetish as their best song is a sackless poon. Even if, within the song there are 215 other words, when not counting the repeated chorus (note that IT IS the chorus, and thus repeating it is legit) so labeling Violence Fetish as a repetitive song is foolish.

Also, lyrics are overrated and aren't a main component in the brilliant scheme of metal, so basing a band on it's lyrical ability is rather indecorous.

A more credible suggestion of their best written song, both lyrically and intstrumentally, would be ~Mistress~.

Knowing the story behind most of Disturbed's songs would assist in the understanding of their excellents also

by Acid^Rogue December 18, 2003