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Cyrus Disorder

A highly fatal disease that may cause one to find themselves licking sledgehammers and/or nakedly riding on wrecking balls. Those who suffer may also sing lyrics from songs popularized by the artist Miley Cyrus.
Bob was singing about clawing and chaining his heart in vain, perhaps he suffers from Cyrus Disorder?
by Zenguin May 30, 2016
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sex disorder

I suffer from a sex disorder, meaning I fuck anything, even a piece of paper. I refuse to go to rehab because I'll just fuck everyone there anyway. I'm a bit shocked that I'm not pregnant yet since I don't use condoms. I must fuck you to cure my disorder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kenzie can't go to rehab because she has a sex disorder.
by sselecaF May 17, 2016
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The Aryan Disorder

When a person is so underconfident, his mind rejects himself
Aryan: "I can't help it, I am in love with this girl. I need to ask her out but I just can't. No girl can ever love me ever again. I am a fat fuck who will die alone with his body rotting for 2 weeks until the neighbours complain about a bad stench coming from downstairs. I am a fucking loser and can never achieve anything in life."
Abdur: "Dude it looks like you have The Aryan Disorder. You literally hate yourself"
by arcystarcy August 7, 2021
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Hypopenile Disorder

Disorder characterized by having a small penis.

Hypo = below normal

Penile = medical term referring to the penis

Disorder = abnormality of function
"I thought Mike and Janae really hit it off after they met at that party?"

"Ya, everything was going well until they started to hook up and she realized that he has hypopenile disorder!"

"Poor guy..."
by Bobby Burncoat October 11, 2012
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caratoh disorder

When eating cheetohs too much, the chemical ariboral can cause your dna hair coloring functionality to turn orange, other side effects include giggling and loving animals, the process takes 3 years and afterwords, when the hair reaches oxygen, it will begin irredencent(glowing) example, the plant cornelius hogus, that contains glow worms, is used in the process to make cheetohs. it is advised to call your doctor if these symptoms occur.
Orangutans have orange tintedhair due to the plant cornelius hogus, which contains glow worms.
Doctor: It seems your hair color change was due to the popular snack cheetohs, its the caratoh disorder!
Man: aww man
by Dr. Serdigh Phd October 3, 2011
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Palavaisticitionarysyndrom Disorder

The word “Palavaisticitionarysyndrom Disorder”

(1) is when you’re over addicted over games that your body wouldnt want to move or do anything other than your hands on the controller or

(2) Could also mean you’re dumb as hell on a Call of Duty game and should never play it again, not even a Medal of Honor.
(1) “Hey Jim! This guy has Palavaisticitionarysyndrom Disorder!! Sort him out quick!

(2) “Laugh my ass off, this kid ha Palavaisticitionarysyndrom Disorder and seriously needs to f**k off and do one
by Intro Frags November 14, 2018
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vaginal disorder

it can mean anything from nasty bitch to SLAYYYY
how do i look??

you look like a vaginal disorder
by yassification girlboss May 6, 2022
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