daints

A word pronounced in response when informed of or witness to another's misfortune.

An expression of sympathy or schadenfreude depending entirely on the inflection.

..and then I locked myself out the house leaving the dinner to catch fire to the kitchen..

Well you know what they say about that.

What?

Daints.

by dave_daints August 19, 2009

purple dinosaur

A purple dinosaur is when your scrotum is soft and you squeeze it so hard it turns purple as it starts getting harder and harder.

I was so bored I decided to give myself a purple dinosaur.

by spodderman May 25, 2014

Dinosaur Teeth

When a young lady has tons of little teeth closely packed together in her mouth and looks like a dinosaur, i.e. a t-rex.

Guy 1: "Did you let that girl give you a blow job last night?"

Guy 2: "Fuck no, that bitch had dinosaur teeth! No way am I gonna let her nibble on my knob."

by dp_mcgee March 2, 2010

dinosaur mcmuffin

a purple dinosaur who eats rainbows and poops skittles and eventually dies from skittle loss. these are later made into the bacon and egg in the mcmuffins and that's what makes them so tasty :)

barney will eventually die to becoe a part of the dinosaur mcmuffin franchise

by luluthepunk April 26, 2010

dinosaur with 500 teeth

Nigersaurus

White guy: “What dinosaur has five-hundred teeth?
Black guy: “What?”
White guy: “Nigers- *gets beat*

The dinosaur with 500 teeth is a Nigersaurus.

by Ballsack cancer the ||| February 5, 2022

slide down the dinosaur

Leave work right at quitting time, regardless of whether you're in the middle of a project -- like Fred Flintstone in the opening sequence of every episode of the Flintstones. (Shouting "Yabba dabba doo!" is optional.)

Clear paper jam? Heck with that! It's five o'clock -- time to slide down the dinosaur.

by Bobby Narco September 27, 2013

dingsauce

To hit an absolute bomb! (Baseball). Said as commentary while hitting a ball. It's like calling a home run.

(Ball approaches batter)Batter: DINGSAUCE! (ball is then smashed into oblivion, it hasn't landed to this day).

by baseball FAQ June 17, 2017