Dressing the Skeleton

When one does a pointless task for no other reason than to satisfy the deranged humor of another individual.

Person 1: Why are you painting the grass red?
Person 2: Just dressing the skeleton for the boss. He thinks it is funny for some reason.
Person 1: You are retarded.

by fingergunmitch July 22, 2018

Dressing the Table

Leaving the tip at a restaurant.

Since you're paying the check I'm dressing the table.

by Grampa Les May 21, 2019

Dressing Up A Chair

A simile used to describe a thoroughly useless, unproductive endeavor.

Justin’s new proposal was as useless as dressing up a chair.

by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020

dressing room talk

locker room talk but for gay people

we were teasing each other and talking about sucking each other’s dicks. yknow, classic dressing room talk.

by cocawoela July 16, 2021

dressing room talk

locker room talk, but the comments are made about each other.

me and the guys kept joking around about sucking each other’s dicks. yknow, classic dressing room talk.

by cocawoela July 17, 2021

Depressinger

Arkansas

Arkansas is Depressinger.

by envoid March 29, 2022

Dressing

The word used when your pedantic nephew shows up to thanksgiving dinner using the word he learned in the dictionary to ask for stuffing.

I guess it is just stuffing that didn’t go in the turkey

Please pass the dressing, no the dressing, no the dresssssin!!!

by Some c*nt November 22, 2022