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Diagra

Common anti-diarrheal medication (e.g. Kaopectate, Pepto Bismol), but utilized solely for the purpose of obtaining a longer bowel movement during a blumpkin. This is incredibly helpful for avoiding a premature shit during a blumpkin. Can be used in tandem with viagra to maintain maximum blumpage.
"Maintaining a bowel movement is just as important as getting one. DIAGRA can help with both. This can lead to a more satisfying blumptual experience with your partner."

"My girlfriend and I decided that we were ready for blumpkins, so I took Diagra to maximize the effect."
by Blumpbert April 6, 2009
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diahrea-ud

completely shitting your pants... not hard, but runny shit. (VERB)
dude... GROSS! that guy just diahrea-ud on your couch.

ew... she diahrea-ud and now her cat's eating it.
by LS424 October 16, 2008
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someone who 100 percent definitely has a mental illness because they want to have one for some dumb reason and any attempts to say they don't are absolutely false for some reason because 14 yr old white girls are terrifying and you must never argue with them.
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Normal person: No you don't
White girl: You dare oppose me mortal?
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Diahrrea Pearlman

When during the act of coitus, one rocks on some seriously heinous, turboblastular doo doo spray all up in their partner's domepiece. The noxious, miasmatic remains could be categorized as poo swampular.
It just seemed so appropriate... action was called for and I pulled a Diahrrea Pearlman right then and there, unloading my corrupt, fetid ass piss directly into her mouth.
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diagnostic

Thomas: I'm agnostic!
Anya: I'm agnostic, too!
Thomas: That makes us a diagnostic!

Person 1: I know these Siamese twins who think the existence of God is unknowable.

Person 2: Ah, yes, another case of diagnosticism.
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Vicky Mendoza diagonal

The hot-crazy scale, known as the Vicky Mendoza diagonal as defined by Barney in How I Met Your Mother. The crazier a girl is, the hotter she is allowed to be.
That chick is pretty crazy but I guess her hotness makes up for it, definitely on the Vicky Mendoza diagonal.
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diago

'' Tell that diago I said to bring his mixed ass over here!''
'' I call him diago cuz he's mixed.''
by jumpstreet November 13, 2013
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