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Lunsford Disorder

A chronic condition wherein a person; usually a coworker, takes advantage of any assistance they can get. Lunsford Disorder worsens as the subject notices they can slowly defer their job tasks to you. Currently, there is no known cure.
So I’m busy working the other day. Then Kevin showed up and said a few things, asked some questions, next thing you know I’m doing his shit for him, detailing his truck, and picking up his dry cleaning downtown. I think he has Lunsford Disorder.
by SaltyConstructionWorker September 26, 2019
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Woodsman Disorder

A psychiatric Illness in which people have a sexual attraction to firewood, logs, 2 by 4’a and trees. A system of Woodsman disorder is the tendency of a individual to masturbate on wood piles or insert peices of wood in their anus or vaginal cavity.
“We knew something was wrong when Dirk started masturbating on the wood pile, shoving sticks in his ass and getting naked and dry humping trees. The doctor said he had “Woodsman Disorder.”
by Nerdboy1982! January 7, 2020
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Hypopenile Disorder

Disorder characterized by having a small penis.

Hypo = below normal

Penile = medical term referring to the penis

Disorder = abnormality of function
"I thought Mike and Janae really hit it off after they met at that party?"

"Ya, everything was going well until they started to hook up and she realized that he has hypopenile disorder!"

"Poor guy..."
by Bobby Burncoat October 11, 2012
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Palavaisticitionarysyndrom Disorder

The word “Palavaisticitionarysyndrom Disorder”

(1) is when you’re over addicted over games that your body wouldnt want to move or do anything other than your hands on the controller or

(2) Could also mean you’re dumb as hell on a Call of Duty game and should never play it again, not even a Medal of Honor.
(1) “Hey Jim! This guy has Palavaisticitionarysyndrom Disorder!! Sort him out quick!

(2) “Laugh my ass off, this kid ha Palavaisticitionarysyndrom Disorder and seriously needs to f**k off and do one
by Intro Frags November 14, 2018
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Chysing disorder

The inability to flirt or chase after a girl or female
Yoh brah I have a chysing disorder
by Hiinb·)6 October 8, 2019
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dab disorder

When you can't stop dabbing and its just natural for you
he cant stop dabbing. He probably has a dab disorder
by Ucringeme March 2, 2017
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caratoh disorder

When eating cheetohs too much, the chemical ariboral can cause your dna hair coloring functionality to turn orange, other side effects include giggling and loving animals, the process takes 3 years and afterwords, when the hair reaches oxygen, it will begin irredencent(glowing) example, the plant cornelius hogus, that contains glow worms, is used in the process to make cheetohs. it is advised to call your doctor if these symptoms occur.
Orangutans have orange tintedhair due to the plant cornelius hogus, which contains glow worms.
Doctor: It seems your hair color change was due to the popular snack cheetohs, its the caratoh disorder!
Man: aww man
by Dr. Serdigh Phd October 3, 2011
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