when you curl up into a ball and your penis lands in your own mouth, so you think its funny and go to school telling everyone that you blew yourself.
"Hey guys i just sucked my own penis," says guy number 1.
"Ew. You mean you went devonpalmering? Thats disgusting, dude," responds guy number 2.
"I did and I am proud of it," remarks guy number 1.
Guy number 2 is so grossed out after hearing that, he walks away and never speaks to guy number 1 again.
"Ew. You mean you went devonpalmering? Thats disgusting, dude," responds guy number 2.
"I did and I am proud of it," remarks guy number 1.
Guy number 2 is so grossed out after hearing that, he walks away and never speaks to guy number 1 again.
by Blast Boy October 29, 2010
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Person 1: ERMAHGERD! Devon is like sooooo hoooottttttttt!
Person 2: But he's a total nerd! How are you attracted to him?
Person1: *blank stare*
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Person1: *blank stare*
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Full bodied gurning whilst eating, due to a horribly swollen and painful tongue. Often the result of a heavy weekend of drinking and/or recreational drug use.
You could tell by his Devonshire scampi face that five pills over the weekend was probably too many.
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Girl: what's the best sex you have ever had?
Other girl: well it was with this guy, Devon. Actually the sex wasn't that great because it felt like the Eifel tower was tearing me in half.
Other girl: well it was with this guy, Devon. Actually the sex wasn't that great because it felt like the Eifel tower was tearing me in half.
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