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standing desk

A person who uses a standing desk is generally annoying everyone about how they should use a standing desk and that its healthy
Standing Desk Person: Ah yeah, I'm so healthy! You should get a standing desk, it's healthy. Did I mention it's healthy?
Sitting Desk Person: Shut the fuck up pleaaasee
by NINJA044's PEGNIS January 17, 2017
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desk drooling

Teacher: Hey girl can you answer dis question?
Girl: Zzzzzzz
Teacher: Yes the answer was z and I thought you was sleepin.
Other student: dat chick is totally desk drooling
by HatBox August 27, 2013
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desk wetting

Oh fuck me, George is desk wetting again
by SquirtingGranny August 12, 2017
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hot desk

hot desk n. A desk that is not assigned to a particular employee, but rather is available for use and can be reserved in advance by a mobile worker whenever they are required to be in the office.
—v. To reserve such a desk.
Example Citation:
"And this is a growing trend. Sue Rix, of BT's Workstyle Consultancy, which helps companies cater for mobile workers, says: 'A lot of companies have hot desks and touch-down areas where you can plug in your laptop and download. The original idea came from the cyber cafes that were set up so people could surf the web.' "
—Stephen Hoare, "How to feel at home without the office," The Times, November 23, 1999
by Lemodeste April 6, 2007
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Under The Desk

When you suck up to a supervisor or need to do something to get the supervisors attention at work.
I need friday off, so whatcha say I meet ya under the desk in about 15 minutes.
by coby March 5, 2003
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Desk Promotion

When you start a new job you get given a bad desk and then when someone finally moves on you can take their good desk.
Hey Rakesh, now that Jithu has moved you can finally get your desk promotion!
by Gooseberries January 21, 2009
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Desk top

When someone gives you head under a desk.
Friend 1: Yo wassup I just got some Desk top from my girl Ashley!
Friend 2: For real bro? Nicee!
by bannanasoapman March 20, 2020
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