dental records

A clear warning to watch your mouth!

Dental records are of what was said, & how it was said...

"I'll need you dental records... just in case."

by WeAreUFC January 7, 2025

dentaliminal

adj. – Coined by Jay Hill (2025).
The peculiar, in-between feeling one experiences after dental work—even minor or painless procedures—marked by unease, bodily disorientation, and subtle emotional residue.

"The dentist didn’t use novocaine, but I still felt weirdly dentaliminal afterward."

by JDLV October 2, 2025

Dental hygienist

Å primary dental healthcare provider who cleans your teeth. Dental Hygienists first earn a degree, which takes 4 years. The first 2 years of college classes are the same pre-reqs as nurses; the 2nd 2 years are dental. After graduating, they must take a national written board exam, a regional practical board exam, and sometimes a state board exam, in addition to a state jurisprudence exam.
We clean teeth, take X-rays, & do surgery on patients with gum disease. In some states, we restore teeth, too.
Dental hygienists are highly educated, and can make 6 figures a year. This dental hygienist makes $150!

Patient: Bruh, my dental hygienist is always nagging me to floss more. It’s so annoying!
Friend: You should listen, your breath be stank…

by SuperRDH October 6, 2025

Dentality

When speaking modern English, dentaility is the quality associated with clearly enunciating words by the use of one's teeth (not to be confused with teef)

"WhaT are you talkING AbouT?" is an example of good Dentality, where the T is clearly enunciated.

"Wha' are ya talm 'bouw?" would be an example of poor Dentaility. Where the ability to clearly enunciate words may be hindered by a pleTHora of reasons. Including physical and/or mental ailmenTs including lisps and excess tissue.

by X_Juul_is_cuul_X December 26, 2025

crimson dental floss

The act of going down on a girl who is on her period, removing her tampon by the string with your teeth then finishing eating her out.

Dude 1: "Steve is that pizza sauce on your face?"

Dude 2: "No way man I just did the crimson dental floss with Gina"

by Thebigeman220 February 3, 2012

Greedy Dental Whore

The unappreciative female dentist who takes all the free shit sent to the office for the staff.

That greedy dental whore took all seven beach bags sent from the ortho office!

by The Staff December 16, 2012

cree-dentials

Da qualifications of a Native-American.

Lewis and Clark didn't need to bother asking their Native guides for their cree-dentials, since anyone whom they hired was from their own area, and so they were all familiar with what the explorers would likely encounter in that particular region.

by QuacksO June 10, 2020