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Definition 

A small portion of text that explains the meaning of a word, like the one you are reading right now.
Barney: Hey whats the definition of definition?
Goofy the Dog: Find it on urban dictionary.
Barney: But what is it? I though you knew everything. Do you believe in me? Do you support me? Do you care?
Goofy the Dog: No, I do not give a crap about you.
Definition by hissingcobra10 September 18, 2025

Definition

Information about a certain word and its meaning
The definition of sex is the action of putting a stick in a hole

Definition Wobble 

When multiple parties are using the same word, but with different definitions, making communications confusing, cyclical, and ineffective.
"Bernie Sanders is a liberal!"
"What? No he isn't! He's a demsoc!"
"I meant 'liberal' in the context of American politics, as in, a term for the left in general."
"I thought you meant an economic liberal, like a neoliberal. Damn, definition wobble got us again!"

definition depression

The feeling you get when your Urban Dictionary definition doesn't get published. This is caused by a bunch of faggots called editors who refuse to publish.
Person 1: Hey.
Person 2: I'm sad.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I've got the definition depression.
Person 1: Oh. I hate those damn editors, too.

definition of definition 

a thing you search when you're fucking bored.
Hey john what are you doing

John: searching the definition of definition

Definition Targeting 

When someone targets one of your definitions and keeps giving you thumbs down everyday just to be a prick.
Dude someone is definition targeting one of my entries! Fuck! I went through all this trouble to get it approved by those fucking urbandictionary editors and now some asshole is giving me bad ratings.