daniels mom

The most slutty mom in the entire univers more than erics mom

Daniels mom is a slut!

by Erics Mom son October 21, 2013

jack daniels

Sour Whiskey. Served in posh nightclubs and iffy dives around the world. Known for its strong taste, offer it to teenyboppers and watch them retch, convulse, and pass out.

Jack daniels is the only good thing to come out of Tennessee.
Al Gore: Hey! That hurts my feelings, I'm going to go cry on the cover of Rolling Stone, with my horrible, horrible nipples exposed for all the world to see; I really want to be president.

by bobdole September 7, 2003

Danish Poop Grenade

While receiving fellatio, a man discreetly takes a shit into his own hand, removes his dick from the mouth of whomever is sucking on his member, and replaces it with the fecal matter. After the victims mouth is filled with poop, deliver a strong kick to their stomach. The result is a violent explosion of poop shrapnel with a chance of cum and blood.

Roxanne thought she could make up for fucking my brother by sucking on my dick a little bit. I showed that bitch how I roll and gave her the Danish Poop Grenade. May God have mercy on her soul.

by El Presidente Del Fireclowns November 28, 2009

Danishia

Amazing funny caring and someone you don't want to loose if lose it will be hard if yet impossible to get them back they are kind but if you take there kindness for granted it turns into one of the most dreadful feelings because a Danishia stops talking to you you don't know what to do and you try to get then back they will forgive but never forget...

They apologize first because there the bravest person and don't like fighting but will stand for what they believe in

They forgive because they are the stronger ones and hate dealing with old drama

They forget a lot if they really care because those who forgive are the happiest

Hey me and Danishia where going to go watch a movie wanna come

She forgave you

Yup but it took forever to get her trust back and this time I'm not letting her go

They are incredibly sexy and K of how to show you a good time with out even touching of the skin

by Superhero lover June 21, 2014

Danish tubing

The act of male masturbation wherein a rod or wire is inserted into the urethra and heated with a torch or small flame to stimulate the prostate.

Jeez, my dick hurts. I better cut down on the Danish Tubing.

by AloePants June 6, 2016

danisonfire

Danisnotonfire's secret alter ego. He is secretly on fire and won't tell anybody

Who is danisonfire anyway?

by Porgeden December 11, 2016

Soviet Danish

When you freeze a twinkie in the freezer and then once it's frozen you shove it in a girls vagina and leave it in there until it is fully defrosted. Then you eat the Twinkie.

I just had the best tasting soviet danish, dude!

by cubeboy August 6, 2011