Sloppy Dallas

A southern blowjob. When someone puts a dip in and sucks your penis.

Gary: Hey, did you hear what happened last night? I got a sloppy dallas from jessica.
Dave: Did it burn?
Gary: Nah, but it did leave strands of dip on my pecker.

by AJ Howl October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Last night, Doobrah gave me a Sloppy Dallas and the dip went all over my shaft which made it look like a turd.

by Osama Bin Ballen October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A sloppy Dallas is when a female puts some dip in her mouth then proceeds to give a blowjob to the male's penis

(or girls' vagina).

person 1:Hey babe you want to give me a sloppy Dallas.

person 2:Did you really just watch the mcnasty video and want to do it now.

person 1: Yes

by SaNTi_78 October 15, 2020

Dallas Simpson

The best lookin mofo around

Did you see Dallas Simpson today? He was looking fine af

by Shadow450 July 10, 2016

dallas cowboys

Overrated team that always fails their fans

Man 1: How about them Dallas Cowboys? Man 2: What about them??? Man 1: They got Eagles player of the game thanks to their performance!

by camz88 December 15, 2013

one dalla one dalla

When you walk into a chinese store and you buy $1 worth of items, the klerk will say "one dalla one dalla" which means one dollar.

Chinese clerk: Hello, this is panda express, can I help you?

Customer: I would like a box of noddles. How much does that cost?

Chinese clerk: Oh, one dalla one dalla!
Customer: *lol* two dalla two dalla.
Chinese clerk: Get outta my store!

by TaylorHasRocks February 13, 2015

Dallas Barbeque

When you have explosive diarrhea while wearing sweatpants and the shit settles by the elastic near your ankles.

Craig was out drinking all night and had a Dallas Barbeque on the subway.

by dallas cook August 10, 2009