douche-drinker

a person who drinks a douche after it's been used.

you're a such a douche-drinker

by C@|\|@d@ |3@|3y August 15, 2007

Light Weight Drinker

When you can't handle your alcohol and eventually yak your pride away.

That kid Jack is a Light Weight Drinker he yaked before his pledge even started.

by ChangLiang01 September 10, 2012

Light Weight Drinker

Being absolutely smashed after just 1 or 2 drinks.

Did you see Ewejin last night? he was vomiting after 2 beers.

oh. damn. what a light weight drinker

by pandaman2012 July 3, 2012

american aquarium drinker

Used in the Wilco song I Am Trying To Break Your Heart. Jeff Tweedy is saying that he is a heavy drinker. A figure of speech meaning he drinks as much as an aquarium could hold.

Apple Picker - "I get drunk so easily, I am definitely not an american aquarium drinker."

american aquarium drinker

by LEXIWORLD October 2, 2008

Bud Light drinker

A woke person, often from LGBTQIA+ community

Hey, is that a guy in a dress? Yes, he’s a

Bud Light drinker.

by ChrisMeth April 19, 2023

Light Weight Drinker

Being absolutely smashed after just 1 or 2 drinks.

Did you see Mats last night? he was drunk after 2 Flugels.

oh. damn. what a light weight drinker

by AnonymousMun August 26, 2018

puddle drinker

Fans of Sevco Football Club (who previously supported Rangers FC before it died in 2012).

The name derives from their whining about not having bottled water available inside the stadium during the Europa League final in Seville in 2022.

"It was terrible. I heard slurping sounds and turned to see Crawford's head down in the toilet. Luckily I found a puddle of stagnant water near the back stairs. Becoming a puddle drinker saved my life."

by TheTributeAct May 19, 2022