Dexonic

A 17 year old kid who asked for nudes from a underage EGirl and now threw a Metal Scooter to his Sister's Cat he is facing his internet hate from doing this and also likes to spam his videos in chats to get views. Also he looks like the kid from Horton hears a hoo.

BOI DEXONIC IS DUMBASS AF

by shooting niggers August 18, 2019

Dexdark

The slash pairing of Dexter and Mandark form Dexter's Laboratory. A name to disguise the pairing or to make it easier to look for. A nickname.

Fan girl: I love Dexdark!

Person: Huh?

Fan girl: *evil grin* you ever hear of Dexter's Lab?
*whisper whisper*

Person: O.e

by Slashinyourlife May 15, 2011

Dexter Morgan

The act of wearing a condom and wrapping ones testicles and/or pubic region in cellophane before performing intercourse with their partner while she is on the menstrual cycle.

Man: Yeah, my girlfriend was on the rag, so I had to pull a Dexter Morgan.
Friend: That must have been like a murder scene.

by Demko1104 January 2, 2011

Dexie

Short for Dextroamphetamine (Trademark name 'Dexedrine' and 'DextroStat'), the d-isomer of amphetamine, which is twice as strong as racemic amphetamine and l-amphetamine (as found in Adderall). A CNS stimulant used in the treatment of ADHD and narcolepsy. Used recreationally in high doses as a potent stimulant.

Yelena was so spun on dexies, she danced for 6 hours straight before she crashed violently into a languid stupor.

by Albert Miaskovsky February 8, 2006

Dexter Bud

Used when describing really good/potent looking weed. Usually has crystals and is very hairy.

"Yo this is some dexter bud, i just wanna look at it for a while."

by Troy Sanders September 9, 2009

Dexterize

To murder someone vigilante-style as in the hit Showtime series, "Dexter". To kill someone evil, who deserves it.

Someone should really Dexterize that scumbag.

by Sopranonurse January 24, 2011

dexter breakfast

A needlessly complicated and out-of-sequence morning meal, in which a small piece of ham is followed by eggs with hot sauce. Only after that do you brew coffee. The Dexter breakfast culminates in fresh squeezed blood orange juice.

My sister looks like a man, so Ima eat a dexter breakfast and cock punch Batista.

by dorothy parker March 3, 2014