1) a highly deadly disorder when a slut messes with your head and causes you to turn your back on your true friends and can only be cured when Chuck Norris round-house kicks you in your foolish head
2) when you think that despite being really cruel to everyone that they all love you when they can't stand the sight of you
3) when you hate someone and think they actually lose sleep over it when they aren't
4) when you shirt matches the color of every holiday and your hair is gayly spiked...basically your a metro
2) when you think that despite being really cruel to everyone that they all love you when they can't stand the sight of you
3) when you hate someone and think they actually lose sleep over it when they aren't
4) when you shirt matches the color of every holiday and your hair is gayly spiked...basically your a metro
person: man did you see chris?
person 2: yeah yo, he's wearing a pink collar shirt and going out with that slut amber
person: yeah i heard he isn't talking to anyone talking to that cool chick he hates for no reason
person: oh you mean carly? yeah well whats so funny is he thinks he's so hot and he's not
person 2: i know! i hate him! whats even funnier is he thinks we're all losing sleep over it
person: shit, lets go find chuck norris! i mean he used to be so cool... he's had to have gotten DC syndrome (DCS)!
person 2: yeah yo
person 2: yeah yo, he's wearing a pink collar shirt and going out with that slut amber
person: yeah i heard he isn't talking to anyone talking to that cool chick he hates for no reason
person: oh you mean carly? yeah well whats so funny is he thinks he's so hot and he's not
person 2: i know! i hate him! whats even funnier is he thinks we're all losing sleep over it
person: shit, lets go find chuck norris! i mean he used to be so cool... he's had to have gotten DC syndrome (DCS)!
person 2: yeah yo
by yo babys daddy's momma's cousin February 17, 2007
Get the DC Syndrome (DCS)mug. Dc is typically on the app Tik Tok and usually means “dance credit” when you recreate someone’s dance in a video
by Bandokay OFB July 10, 2020
Get the dcmug. 
A P2P downloading program that takes 5 years to open. Most of the time when you are downloading something people just cancel halfway through it. WHAT THE FUCK, that's all you are left to say.
by UZIKillZ July 19, 2004
Get the DC++mug. "Too Woke; Don't Care." A response to a divisive social media post under the guise of "social justice." A way to protest those people and groups that have become too "woke" and only aim to divide people in the interest of raising just themselves and debasing others (e.g., BLM and sympathizers, like NFL, NBA, MLB, etc.).
by PopcornJC October 5, 2020
Get the tw;dcmug. A Potomac-area variant similar to a Cleveland Steamer or a Boston Pancake, but rather than dumping on the girl's tits, one should aim for the genitalia, and ideally get the feces caught in the girl's pubes. So-called because if one were a crab louse watching this unfold from said girl's pubes, this would resemble a huge brown comet streaking across the sky shooting out of the "moon" and crashing into the earth.
After the Redskins lost to the Cowboys, I realized the only thing that could cheer me up was sending a DC comet streaking across my girlfriend's vagina.
by Quen October 18, 2008
Get the DC Cometmug. by randomassinternetperson October 17, 2020
Get the Dc the donmug.