Front Dumper

1.A large extra area of fat between the belly button and genitalia that looks like a second ass 2.Being able to defecate on the toilet sitting facing the tank due to obesity.

Courtney had such a large front dumper that Paul had to role her in flour to find the wet spot.

by Opie Ortiz SR July 19, 2007

Flapper Dapper

The ultimate word to replace "Big Penis".

Oh My God! John has a flapper dapper!!!!!!!

by IndianaColts114 February 25, 2009

Dappers

(n.) A form of a Handshake

Making a claw with your hand and touching it to another's claw-hand.

Used as A show of friendship upon approach and also used as a salutation when walking away from someone

Chris: Hey Dan...Dappers
(touch claws)
Dan:Whats new?

by theboringestkidsyouknow June 21, 2011

dumperflunk

an over sized poo, that does not flush

dude, i left a dumperflunk, i'm FUCKED

by martay February 24, 2003

Dumpers Regret

A condition often developed when a person 'dumps' or terminates a relationship with a (former) paramour.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
1. Crying
2. Depression
3. Feelings of being alone (Forever Alone)
4. Elevated sexual drive
5. Brown Terrors
6. Calling their former paramour at odd hours of the night begging for forgiveness
7. Sleepless nights

Bro1 "You see Shelly the other night?"
Bro2 "Yeah she had a serious case of Dumpers Regret"
Bro1 "Stay away from that shit!"

by KennyKilledIt December 28, 2011

funky dumper

An affliction usually associated with a girl who has a pretty face but a saggy, unformed ass.

I was going to try and bang her, until she turned around and I saw she had a case of the funky dumper. Carrie Underwood has a pretty face but I think she has funky dumper.

by Sean Kerr October 9, 2007

Dapper

A word to describe a gentlemen caller who wears a pin stripe suit to The Macaroni Grill with a fancy tie and matching pocket square. This gentlemen usually kisses on the first date...but just the hand. Often says "I wanna hold your hand"....listened to too much Beatles music as a child.

Waiter-" Oh my sir, you are looking quite dapper this evening....would like to hear about our specials here at The Macaroni Grill?"

by Dapperdan0486 March 3, 2011