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Blind Curve

The part of a vehicular on-ramp or off-ramp curve where people throw their trash out the window of the car because they think other drivers can't see them.

Most of the trash is empty beer bottles, fast food containers and empty energy drink bottles. Most of this is done by people who have no idea what a garbage can looks like and leave their shopping carts in an open parking space.
DRIVER: "Oh man, I can't get pulled over with all these Keystone Light cans under my seat".

PASSENGER: "Dude, don't worry, when we get off the highway to stop at that all night adult bookstore, lets throw them out on the blind curve on the off ramp".

DRIVER: "Good thinking! Hey! I just popped a boner, can two people fit into a peep booth?"
by Tikitrain May 15, 2009
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The Curry Fury

The Fury, The Fear

Diarrhea. Specifically the diarrhea brought about from eating a meal containing large amounts of curry. Thus: The Curry Fury.

3 stages of The Curry Fury:

1) The Curry Worry - meal has been consumed, digestion is in process and you start to plan your escape.
2) The Cury Hurry - digestion is in its final stages, you stand, you run, you panic.
3) The Cury Flurry - at last! the evil, combustible waste is expelled at never-before-seen fiery velocity... hopefully into the intended, flushable container
Oh my god. I just ate at Chopstix in Gainesville, Florida. Dude. I've got The Curry Fury.
by Eazy Cheez January 7, 2004
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learning curve like a spirit level

Description of someone extremely slow to pick things up.
Jim's been losing at three-card monty for 3 hours now - damn he's got a learning curve like a spirit level!
by Iain1977 February 21, 2008
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pop your curry

"Hey, man. I ate indian food for the first time today!"

"How does it feel to pop your curry?"
by tokyo racer July 20, 2009
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Heavens Curve

An erect penis that naturally curves slightly upward. Angled to reach the female "G spot," this penis produces a more pleasurable sexual experience for the female, and leads to easily attainable orgasms.
"Daaaamn I love having sex with Big Papa. He has with heavens curve."

or lyrics (Tech n9ne): "You love my leg in third, cuz I'm blessed with Heavens Curve...."
by willis_ May 24, 2009
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Denzel Curry

Denzel Curry is an American hip-hop recording artist from Carol City, Florida. He released his debut full-length album, titled Nostalgic 64. Born: February 16, 1995. He became famous for his song ultimate which went viral due to the water bottler flip trend.
He released a mutiple of albums all since then some including, imperial, TA13OO. Both underrated albums.
White Friend: "Denzel Curry is one talented as fucker"
Black Friend: "Sure his now stop hogging the blunt before I slam you"
Doodlebob : "He-men-hoy-men-yoi"
by The m'ster February 24, 2019
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curvacious

having sexy curves
that girl skye is seriously curvacious
by bigbrwn March 3, 2009
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