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Safety Cubicle

An area to escape to in the workplace for a time out. This is typically required when you think your manager is looking for you, when fellow staff members are becoming more annoying than usual, or in its chronic form when you simply overhear your name being mentioned in casual conversation.
Usually the Safety Cubicle is located in the gents toilets where one can partake in some Twitter Shitter and hide that Fear Boner until the moment passes.
Officer X: Where's he just run off to?
Officer Y: Don't know.. Think I heard him muttering something about safety cubicle. I was too busy talking about some reality tv shit whilst surfing the desktop.
Officer X: He'd only just got in and sat down too.
by numlash October 9, 2016
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cubicell

Taken from cubicle, the small small space (usually smaller than the average prison cell) in which corporations make their employees dwell for 8 to 12 hours a day.
My manager kept walking by my cubicell to make sure I was still at my desk.
by Robert Nydam June 11, 2006
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Chronic Cubicle Syndrome

As defined by Dilbert (the Animated Series). Symptoms Include Blurred Vision, Muscle Joint Pain, Fatigue, Depression, and Hearing Loss. Patient will initially will Deny that they have it. If You think You have it, You have it.
I think He's a Zombie. No he's just been working alot. He's suffering from Chronic Cubicle Syndrome
by 5t4r October 3, 2011
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Cuban Prisoner

When a girl is giving you head and you take her hair and tie it behind the back of your ass so she can't get out.
So I made her to the cuban prisoner and she started choking.
by FBZ May 13, 2006
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Reverse Cabin Fever (RCF)

What occurs whenever you have too much spare time in the winter. Symptoms include the fear of going around large groups of people, laying in bed from 8:30 PM until 3:00 AM watching HGTV, sleeping until noon, never leaving your bedroom, and all around being lazy.
Sara: Oh my bed is soo cozy.
Molly: You said it girl.
Sara: Im tooo weak to be around Humans...
Sara: Unless its David Bromstad
Molly: Maybe We should write a book to inform our fellow RCEffers.
Jon: I hope you guys get over this Reverse Cabin Fever (RCF) soon!
by Molly/Sara/BIGSEXYPAPA May 18, 2009
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Ice Cubing

The act of performing fellatio(oral sex) on a man while holding one or more ice cubes in your mouth to create a tantalizing hot/cold sensation. For a variation; Mentos, or any other mint, or Pop Rocks candy, or a sip of champagne can be substituted for ice cubes.
Guy: Dude! Nora was ice cubing my dick last night, it was awesome!

Dude: Man, that shit just gives me goose bumps!
by Ms. Baby Gurl March 22, 2009
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Cuban Blowtorch

When a woman eats a spicy habanero chili and goes down on a guy
why is there an ice pack in your pants" "Kristi gave me a Cuban Blowtorch yesterday and now my junk hurts
by RyPMadi September 16, 2010
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