crusty mustache

to cum upon a female's upper lip while she is asleep. after the seman has dried it is now become a crusty mustache.

your crusty mustache is iratating my lips.

by Spank Nuts June 21, 2007

Crusty Brain

Wait until you are about to nut, put the tip of your dick up to the ear canal of another person, and blast your load into their ear!

She couldn't hear the next day because of the crusty brain she recieved

by Fuzzy May 5, 2003

Crusty Comb Out

The act of a women shitting on a mans chest after he falls a sleep. By morning the skat should be somewhat dry, forcing the unlucky man to comb the shit out of his chest hair.

Linda shit on my chest last night after I fell asleep! By the time I woke up it was so dry and matted in my chest hair...the only way I could get it out was with a comb. It sure was a crusty comb out.....

by Frank Roland January 11, 2008

Crusty Muff Huffer

One who thoroughly enjoys smelling the genitalia of elderly women.

"Ewwww look at Erik, he is smelling that elderly women's genitalia...."

"Yea, he is a Crusty Muff Huffer"

by SUPERCAT69 May 5, 2010

Crusty Rain

The art of jizzing into a tissue, screwing it up into a ball and leaving for a few weeks to dry. The tissue is then unravelled over a victims head showering them in man crust

I gave a midget some of my crusty rain the other night. It went in her eye and she cried.

by Div8080 October 9, 2013

The crusty hook

The act of probing your left or right index finger into your anus and gathering a messy filth, thus placing your finger in your partner's mouth in a hook like fashion pulling the hook with such force as to show domination of your partner, hence the the name given, " The crusty hook".

"Bryan gave his boyfriend the crusty hook to show how dominate he was".

by james Motherfuckin' m.*JDplayer25*asst. December 24, 2007

Crusty Harold

A Crusty Harold is a sexual act where a male fornicates with another male or females anus until ejaculation occurs and the semen is left to dry or "crust" on the anus over night. It is then licked until clean the next morning.

Koza totally gave that girl a Crusty Harold and the crust that accumulated over night was so prominent that it took more licks to get to the center of the tootsie pop than he thought.

by Sir Beemer May 10, 2011