Crusty Beard

Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.
Last night Helen gave me a crusty beard! Fuckin hell, that was twisted!
by CrazyGoat826 October 06, 2007
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crusty camel

Did you smell Emily today, she’s such a crusty camel
by Stoaffer December 23, 2017
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Crusty Jib

When you use a crusty, semen stained, rag as a emergency condom.
Roscoe had to use a crusty jib when he ran out of extra small condoms.
by Lazlow X October 03, 2012
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crusty bryson

Someone who fucks one over in favour of himself
That Jamie crusty bryson me
by mitch00uk March 22, 2015
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crusty bob

during a football game, the act of taking a chunk of mud, prefferably wet nasty funky mud, and throwing it into an opponents pants, ideally in the asscrack vicinity. Originiated in Viriginia Beach, but made famous in the movie "Leatherheads"
Tyler gave Chase one helluva crusty bob during the game last friday...
by King o' crusty bobbin... May 05, 2008
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crusty unker

Wearing pants for days repeatedly without underwear and throwing them in with the rest of the washing load, as if no one will notice.
Dude jim pulled a Crusty Unker, now i need to wash everything again.
by Quellio August 29, 2006
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Crusty Sock

A white sock extracted from an adolescent boy's dresser to indulge the young lad's fantasy of having his meat in a sleeve during a spanking session and having that sleeve double as a receptacle and wipe at the end of the spank.

Often used over and over and carefully stashed for privacy, the Crusty Sock crystallizes over time and literally "stands on its own." It is typically at this point that a new Sock is put into commission and the old one is retired.

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Once Mom and Dad fell asleep, young Micah pulled out his stack of Porno Mags and spanked his monkey, cleverly containing the evidence within the confines of his trusty, Crusty Sock.
by Alfsonso Muzan November 10, 2010
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