Crushing Palm

Jacking off
Whacking off
Jerking off
Slapping the ham
Masturbating

I've been crushing palm to that Miley Cyrus video all night.

by Decker Manning July 23, 2013

Crushing on lidia

If you are crushing on lidia then you are totally amazing and your beautiful unlike this girl called sonam

Crushing on lidia is 🤌

by Nicola nowak November 26, 2021

lecture crushing

VERB
The act of attending lectures for a class you don't take because you are crushing on someone there--either another pupil, or the lecturer (in the case of the latter the 'crush' could be completely platonic--perhaps admiration of teaching/oratory skills).

Derivative of lecture crashing

"Bro, that hilarious philosophy lecturer we had first year is taking a class this semester! We are sooooooooo lecture crushing!"

by RoboBear September 20, 2011

Tom Cruising

When someone runs in well dressed clothes in public.

Person in car:"That guy is Tom Cruising down the road!"
Other person:" What a weirdo!"

by Titanic Anal August 16, 2014

Cyber Crushing

Even though your talking to another person you have never met your starting to devolp feelings.

Bro, I'm cyber crushing on this chick from Kansas. Where did you meet her man? A matching website

by Laxarcher13 January 11, 2017

orphan crushing machine

The failures of capitalism that creates and crushes orphans.

Wow, that orphan crushing machine got voted down! Here's hoping we can vote to remove the current orphan crushing machine but it seems to be a hot topic these days.

by OverlordZorp March 27, 2023

Crustings

Any unwanted leavings of any kind.

Are you going to eat your pizza crustings, buddy?

by Ghostington February 17, 2014