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Baby Crank

verb
a. To make clothing with underage children
This suit is so cheap; it has to be baby cranked.
Baby Crank by jakal4 February 10, 2012

Pokey bum posh asphixi crank 

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions
“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

Biker Crank 

Methamphetamine that has been produced, trafficked and or distributed by biker gangs.
"Where's Gilligan at? I haven't seen him in a few days"

"Oh, he's on a serious bender right now. Bought some Biker Crank and has been going sicko mode ever since, he's practically a brain-dead goblin boy now"
Biker Crank by MLGEESUS October 5, 2022

soulja boy crank that twerk challenge: dark web edition 

you may ask urself:
“wtf is the soulja boy crank that twerk challenge: dark web edition?!”
welp it’s quite simple. u do the crank that by soulja boy at 3am and proceed to throw that ass then throw it onto the dark web
there is much more to it if you are a part of the SBCTTC:DWE community but if you’re a starter this will do just fine.
friend 1:“yo have you heard of the SOULJA BOY CRANK THAT TWERK CHALLENGE: Dark web edition?!”
friend 2: “fuck yeah i been doing that shit for years catch up lil dweeb

Belgian Crank

When you shit in the shower then cum on it, then waflestomp it down the drain.
BRO! I just had the craziest Belgian Crank of all time.
Belgian Crank by dih sendy October 26, 2025

blow a chunk 

when u have to drop the most intense massive turd of the century.
i am a bout to blow a chunk in that bathroom