feel the cri cri

Basicaly when someone tries to make a funny joke but you know it isn't. It has te be used after waiting 5 seconds after the joke and no-one laughed.

- Person 1: JOKE: A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."

The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
- Person 2: (after 5 seconds and no-one laughed) Feel the cri cri

by Neister March 3, 2017

Cries

Expression of sorrow, grief

Two fat boy cries after found guilty.

by FattyHawFong July 27, 2021

When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies.

A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.

John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."

Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020

Cris

A gremlin that hides in the dark

"Dude I saw this thing in my room hunched over a phone. Must of been a Cris"

by Tea_Dem0n November 21, 2021

cri

When this is said when you are texting, it could go two ways. One, they are making a joke and aren’t sad, two, they are sad and you are in deep trouble.

(Texting)
Person 1: I’m so sorry! I can’t go shopping that day!
Person 2: cri
orrrrrr
Person 1: I love you but this isn’t going to work out.
Person 2: cri 😭

by happiness is key January 11, 2020

Cries in

The specific reason why you are crying.

Cries in no Disney plus subscription.

by Avior Shadestar November 2, 2022

Cris

A cool person that has a good taste and a kind ass person

Ayo whos cris
A cool person:)

by Adiandookie April 14, 2022