Skip to main content

Creepy

A word girls use to describe usually well intentioned guys who haven't the slightest clue about how to interact with females without scaring the fuck out of them.
Guy: "So I wrote you this poem about how much I love you."
Girl: "Who the hell are you, anyway?"
Guy: "Oh, right. I'm Craig. I've been watching you with binoculars from the bushes for the last 2 months now"
Girl: "Whoah, that's kinda creepy. Get the fuck away from me."
Guy: "But I love you! Why can't you see that?!"
by zer0t November 13, 2011
mugGet the Creepy mug.

Creepy

It's the male equivalent of a woman being called a "c*nt". Unfortuantely this is a word that has been co-opted by females to insult and punish men who they deem to be unattractive for "daring" to have the nerve to talk to them or approach them. Basically today's definition of "creepy" is anything an unattractive man says, thinks or does. For many women it's not enough to reject a guy - they need to punish him and humiliate him for being too short, too bald or too ugly by attacking his character like this.
Eeeew! you are so creepy.
by pseudonym001 March 30, 2015
mugGet the Creepy mug.

creepy crawlin

the act of an older guy hitting/ trying to hook up with a girl that is alot younger than he is.
Yo you see da young bull creepy crawlin all over them freshman over there.

You see him creepy crawlin all over her facebook wall.
by Q Dukes August 18, 2010
mugGet the creepy crawlin mug.

Creepy old men

Usually defined as old (and/or significantly older), overweight and unattractive. They are usually in their mid-thirties to forties and older. They could have one of these traits or all three. The name is applied to these individuals who creep and stare at young adolescent boys and girls as well as high school and college aged females and males. In a female's point of view, we are freaked out by these guys and find it scary that someone as old as our fathers and/or grandfathers are sexually attracted to us. Other than that, we make fun of them for thinking they have a chance with us young-ins.
Normal 17 year old girl walks by a group of creepy old men and they creepily stare at her and have lusting eyes. 17 year old girl is creeped out by this and runs away.
by weirdworld November 22, 2010
mugGet the Creepy old men mug.

creedle

A paranoid delusional state of mind, generally associated with over indulging in the use of narcotic stimulants (typically meth-amphetamine and crack cocaine).

Characterized by a scattered, self delusional belief that irrelevant and total unrelated events or phenomena somehow have special personal significance. This separation from reality leads to unstable and irrational thinking, perpetuated by compulsive thoughts of being obsessively followed and watched. Odd behavior and an overwhelming social paranoia and anxiety follow.

These drug induced episodes of strange and erratic behavior often follow consecutive sleep deprived days of drug binging, self exclusion and hyper-sensitive debauchery.

Creedler's regularly loiter around public places and tend to "creep about" suspiciously. Usually easily noticed by there toothless mumbled jargon, and an unmistakable edgy, motley appearance.
"Vitch, your on a mad creedle sesh!! how many times can you tip-toe around the house in that kiddies batman suit, hiding the fact your cleaning your riffle?.. And what's up with the GPS tracker on the dishwasher? been cheating on you again?.."

T to H: "Dez loves too Creedle, on day 3 shes usually trimming the lawn with a blunt can opener, or hiding in her garage from the neighborhood dogs who are all narc's"

Dont Creedle out on me bro! ...

He was totally creedler of the month material
by RustyPick December 22, 2010
mugGet the creedle mug.

Creepy IM

a) An instant message received on Facebook often sent from someone you rarely talk to in person.

b) Any instant message recieved on Facebook.
I thought it was really weird that Ed creepy imed me today since when I seen him out last night he ignored me.
by Creep of the Year May 19, 2009
mugGet the Creepy IM mug.

Creepy Kid movie

A yawn-inducing sub-genre of Hollywood's inferior breed of horror-lite thriller films of the 2000s. It's typically a film that attempts to take everything that was great and terrifying about Damien's character in "The Omen" and "make it new."

Typically there is very little creativity and much recycled, cliché film-making techniques. An example is how every somewhat frightening or suspenseful scene is ruined by obnoxious orchestral cues intended to add to the tension, but ironically just serve to defuse it. Such an effect really only seems to act as a moral narrative or guidance and bracket the semi-interesting parts in these films so the audience can't take the film too seriously.

The commercial formula usually consists of a 90-minute run-time, rated PG-13, sprinkled with just enough names to draw in and slightly frighten (hence "horror-lite") its core, money-making crowd: white, American suburbanite teenyboppers on dates.

Needless to say, these films should be avoided. They offer little to no entertainment and insult the horror genre. Any producers associated with these films should be ashamed of themselves for funding such unimaginative trash.
Bless The Child, Godsend, The Plague, Orphan, etc.

"Wow, another Creepy Kid movie. I wonder what happens."
by brokenmach1ne December 3, 2009
mugGet the Creepy Kid movie mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email