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forest creatures

Forest creatures are small cute fuzzy things that, as their name implies live in forests.

They also apparently eat your soul while they sleep and try to take over the world with exploding muffins and acorn grenades and the like.

And Ninja squirrels. Hallucinogenic ninja squirrels.
Squirrel: Are you forest creatures?
chipmunk1: No.
chipmunk2: your mother's a forest creature.
Squirrel: Oh. I guess I'll just have to kill you then.
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ass creature

The abundance of fecal matter that is held captive for such a long time in a person's body until it transforms into creature like beings. Overly constipated to the point of no return when alien like creatures start to seap out of the asscrack in determination to take over all of mankind's asshole's.
Dude I was so constipated last week that I farted and my ass creatures ran out for freedom.
by dannon December 7, 2006
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Creature

Creature can be a slang term for whiskey, named so because it is a cruel and punishing entity, that will leave you ruined and shamed if disrespected.
"Your turn to get a round of the creature in brother"
"Hey dude, you fancy a game of creature?"
by Bartoli Rodriquez May 29, 2010
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Creature

A term of endearment for teenaged scene kids/drug addicts; generally found inhabiting gazebos and parking lots 24/7, smoking Newports and inducing fear in respectable humans
That guy is such a scene kid but I love him. He's such a wonderful creature!
by anony_mouse25 November 12, 2011
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--Wampa Ice Creature--

The bone-chilling cold is not the only danger that awaits a traveler on the Hoth plains. Despite standing over two meters in height, the wampa ice creature is nonetheless a stealthy predator. Its white fur is the perfect camouflage, and the howling Hoth winds mask its approach until it is too late. With a crushing blow from its clawed hand, a wampa is strong enough to snap the neck of even a hardy tauntaun.

Wampas live in caves carved from the ice. It is here that the ice creature drags its prey. It suspends its victims from the cave ceiling until it is ready to feast.

The Rebels were plagued with wampa attacks when they erected their hidden base on Hoth. Commander Luke Skywalker was savagely attacked by a wampa while on scouting duty. Skywalker narrowly escaped becoming a meal and dying in a Hoth blizzard. Despite bacta treatment administered by the skilled medical droid 2-1B, Luke still bears scars from that encounter.

Just prior to the evacuation of the Hoth base, the Rebels had to deal with repeated wampa attacks. The first indication that was something amiss was the discovery of a dead tauntaun, its neck mysteriously broken. Attracted to the sound of astromech droids, several wampa ice creatures penetrated deeper and deeper into the Alliance caverns. The Rebels were able to capture at least one wampa in a pen before having to abandon Echo Base altogether.
by Official_SW Definitions_ December 4, 2004
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Creature963

A lazy guy who spends his time gaming and sleeping. Also a dumbass.
Creature963 is so stupid he is dumb.
by Creature963 October 12, 2003
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unstable creature

ANY female.
Dang! That's one hot unstable creature.

Dude, get off the phone with that unstable creature; it's your turn to throw for beer pong!
by ChiliPepperr August 29, 2009
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