Crap Coaster

Life

The only way to ride the coaster is to get covered in crap head to toe.
Oh wait, you're already on the crap coaster;
Shit.

by MrMeek September 15, 2009

crap mail

When you go out to the mailbox hoping for some interesting mail, but only end up with ads from local stores

I walked outside today hoping to get a letter from Grandma, but when I opened up the mailbox, there was only crap mail from the furniture store.

by ashash6 October 3, 2009

Crap Gas

The gas that stinks like it's time to crap. a.k.a Wind before the storm.

When you drop crap gas, it's time to find a restroom.

by Wizurley May 8, 2010

crap salad

when a dj cant mix two tracks together, let alone mixing a salad... therefore: crap salad = crap set.

PARIS : That was a shit mix...

JAE : yeah, that dj couldnt mix a salad...

PARIS : unless it was a crap salad.....

------------------------ 30 mins later ------------------------

*dj plays shit mix*

PARIS : WTF was that?

JAE : Crap salad.

by JPG.PP July 23, 2010

Crap Shadow

The shadow your butt casts as you slowly squat down to drop a deuce.

Getting out of something right before getting shit on. Literally or metaphorically.

The last taste of freedom before the ominous shadow is above you.

Tom: "Jeremy look out! There is a crap shadow overhead and you are about to get shat on"
Jeremy: "oh shit!!!"
Tom: "Glad I carry this toilet paper around."

by Zaneman May 26, 2013

Cheapensive

When a product is cheaply made, but at the same time, it's sold in a store at an expensive price.

Man, these earbuds are so cheapensive!! They cost $50, but every time I get a pair, they short out on me 2 weeks to 2 months later!!

by loverofthecountrylife March 12, 2015

cheapass motherfucker

Someone who expects everything for free/ a person unwilling to part with money for goods.

Dan was such a 'cheapass motherfucker' he wouldn't pay for the merchandise he received.

by OblongOne September 7, 2016