dirty ice cream

A guy you date once, and they won't stop calling you. They are a good enough catch that you would date them again, but the fact that they are too persistent makes them less desirable like dirt on ice cream.

I had a great date last night, but then he called me 26 times since; he's just like dirty ice cream.

by TaraLM January 28, 2009

cream the rabbit

Cream is a cute little rabbit from the "Sonic the Hedgehog" video games. She flys with her ears and uses her chao, Cheese, to attack.
Cream has Appered in these games:
Sonic Advance 2(GBA)
Sonic Adventure DX (GCN) as a cameo
Sonic Heroes (GCN)
Sonic Battle (GBA)
Sonic Advance 3 (GBA)

Cream and Sonic are friends.

by SwordKirby537 March 23, 2004

cream slug

A single shotgun blast of semen that lands in a tight grouping and ever so slowly slides down ones face, leaving a single defined trail that is similar to that of a slug.

The wife gave me a Handjibber when i got back from the field, and i smoked her with a cream slug

CHIMO

by C/S 3 IN 1 & MACHIATTO October 23, 2013

Cream Scheme

1. A systematic plan or course of action (scheme) to acquire money (cream). Everyone has a Cream Scheme because everyone has some sort of plan to acquire what they need to survive and thrive in the world. Whether a person is a street hustler, a 9-to-5 professional, or a CEO, they have a Cream Scheme.

2. An apparel brand founded in 2013 that speaks to the reality detailed above. Cream Scheme encourages hard work, entrepreneurship, and critical thinking as it subverts dominant narratives of what is and what isn't legitimate in terms of careers and professions.

Whether you are Mark Zuckerberg, Jamie Dimon, Pablo Escobar, Nino Brown, or Johnny from around the corner, you have a Cream Scheme.

by JFocus September 25, 2014

Cream Hulker

When a big black man nuts more than a gallon

Tyronius: Yo my friend is a big black man!
Jil: Is he the cream hulker ive been waiting for my whole life?

by SexSlave123 February 21, 2019

cream bum fork

its is when u eat out a butthole with a fork then cum on it then feed it to the local elementary school

ayo dude u tryna do some cream bum fork?

by nigga mom October 4, 2019

creaming my jorts

A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"

omg is that kite hxh? Im literally creaming my jorts rn.

by gingslittlecreampie April 4, 2021