Craig is the guy that puts on a show like he is somebody when reality he lives off his mamma. Craig is the guy that like to have sex with the ugliest and nastiness hoes on earth. Craig is the guy that will do what ever craig needs to do to make Craig happen. Craig is the guy who clams to to someone he is not.
by Notstupidanymore April 17, 2019
A man thats a hipster and shows off everytime he does something. Puts you down everytime he gets the chance eventough hes not that great himself.
by heymynameisjeff February 18, 2015
is a fuckboi. secretly gay (but its ok bc we love the gays). has had a pimply face in the past (altho we hear its cleared up - yay!). wears really bad shirts like all the time (there's a gross purple one). literally FUCK u craig. his voice is TOO much - like please shut the fuk up craig. that's it. but we don't hate u. swear.
by jdflakjdflka May 20, 2016
To be craig.
To take copious amounts of craig and turn into craig. Usually on a friday or saturday night and or both including sunday morning
Nick says "Hey jase lets get craiged tonight"
Jase says " i already am craig"
Nick says "i am craig as well "
Craig says" i am walking away "
To take copious amounts of craig and turn into craig. Usually on a friday or saturday night and or both including sunday morning
Nick says "Hey jase lets get craiged tonight"
Jase says " i already am craig"
Nick says "i am craig as well "
Craig says" i am walking away "
by lowi February 04, 2014
i met a superhero. i lost him. i want him back. and i want to give him his grin. i want him to not bear being in a room that i’m not. i want him to not feel alone, and to know that i’m 10% his.
but he doesn’t like me back
i guess he never did
but he doesn’t like me back
i guess he never did
by i’m yours if you want me September 27, 2018
"Dude, you might want to wash your sheets"
"Why?"
"That girl wanted to craig with me last night and I couldn't say 'no'."
"Why?"
"That girl wanted to craig with me last night and I couldn't say 'no'."
by CraigDTF April 26, 2010
Widely considered the pinnacle of sexual positions, The Craig consists of the female cowgirling her man amidst his defecation while high on MDMA.
"Hey man, how was your night?"
"Oh dude it was incredible; when I got home, the wife whispered she had a surprise for me and beckoned me inside with the crook of her finger. She pulled me in close, and proceeded to drop an E on my tongue as she dropped one on hers. 30 minutes later, we're back on the hotseat, doing The Craig."
(Jaw drops in envious admiration)
"You know, there's a word they have for those who have done The Craig. Heroes."
"Dude I just threw out the rest of my bucket list, just don't feel like I need it anymore."
"Oh dude it was incredible; when I got home, the wife whispered she had a surprise for me and beckoned me inside with the crook of her finger. She pulled me in close, and proceeded to drop an E on my tongue as she dropped one on hers. 30 minutes later, we're back on the hotseat, doing The Craig."
(Jaw drops in envious admiration)
"You know, there's a word they have for those who have done The Craig. Heroes."
"Dude I just threw out the rest of my bucket list, just don't feel like I need it anymore."
by nrwftr April 23, 2013