Curb crawling

when your walking home and get curb crawled. when some scary person in a car slows down and drives at walking speed a few metres behind you. if you speed up, they speed up. and if you slow down they slow down. incredibly scary esp if your on your own.

"holy fuck, the cars still behind us guys! wtf are we gonna do!?"

by ThatGirl January 13, 2005

crawls ass

To suck real hard; to be lamer than lame, completely obnoxious.

Britney Spears crawls ass!

by BROGLOF! April 30, 2004

Cockroach Crawl

Cockroach crawl is when you crawl under a random object slapping your hands on the ground like a fucking maniac. See cum eater
Cockroach crawl also stands as an example of the most annoying thing in the whole entire fucking work, a cock roach. see billy yoder

Billy: Whats up?
Toxic: Nothin, what did you do last night
Billy: After choking on my fathers chode, i did the cockroach crawl into his asshole.

by Mysterious Passion May 7, 2004

ball crawl

The undulation of the scrotum that naturally occours due to moderate temperature changes.

This ball crawl is making me think I've got bugs.

by ball crawl man December 6, 2007

bear crawling

The terrifying way Alma from FEAR crawls at you when your in an air vent.

OMFG ALMA's bear crawling me

by Foor November 30, 2006

Monkey Crawl

When one jumps on another person, hopefully a friend, with full arms and legs wrapped around "friend" or stranger, whichever one prefers.
Could be used to intiate sex.

I monkey crawled Kellie from the bed, thus landing us on our backs.

by Chunky Ninja September 15, 2011

creepy crawling

the act of committing small mischief late at night, usually in the suburbs.

STEVE: hey dude lets go creepy crawling
GREG: ok, we'll go piss in our neighbors pool

by chunk manmusk October 11, 2009