The sexual act of covering the cleavage of a large breasted woman, preferably a hooker, with cocaine and titty-fucking her until high.
Tom: Man, I had the best time in Kansas City last weekend. Totally went Colombian Bobsledding on this waitress at a truck stop. Hit it so hard between those big, sweaty jugs the coke turned into paste.
Steve: That is disgusting. Kansas City? Seriously? That place is the worst.
Steve: That is disgusting. Kansas City? Seriously? That place is the worst.
by Ass of Cakes June 25, 2010
Get the Colombian Bobsledding mug.Cocaine's answer to a hangover. The result of snorting too much the night before. Effects are typically far less harsher than its alcoholic brother, and include fatigue, headache and possibly severe depression - I find these are temporarily alleviated by another line.
by jeffwode79 March 22, 2011
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Adj: The act of shoving cocaine up ones asshole for the purpose of being a drug mule or for personal use.
by CurtisR March 28, 2011
Get the Colombian Ass Tickler mug.Co+ Loma = "Coloma"
"Co", short for "coo", which is short for "cool"; and "Loma", which stands for: "Laughing Out My Ass". Therefore, "Coloma" is: "A way cool, flippin funny; out of control smart; all around awesome place to live/be from"!
"Co", short for "coo", which is short for "cool"; and "Loma", which stands for: "Laughing Out My Ass". Therefore, "Coloma" is: "A way cool, flippin funny; out of control smart; all around awesome place to live/be from"!
by Badtgirl October 5, 2008
Get the Coloma mug.The Colombian Air Conditioner is a term which refers to the sexual act in which two people spread their assholes, and press them against one another. Upon doing this, one of the participating parties flatulates into the other's spread anus. This will cause said member to burp the fart out. If one so desires to have the air cold, one could hold icecubes in their mouth. It is often used as a threat to those whom you dislike, or wish to engage in sexual intercourse with.
Tim: "Your a bitch."
John: "Shut up before I give you a Colombian Air Conditioner."
Jane: "Hi Jack"
Jack: "Hey babe do you want a Colombian Air Conditioner tonight?"
John: "Shut up before I give you a Colombian Air Conditioner."
Jane: "Hi Jack"
Jack: "Hey babe do you want a Colombian Air Conditioner tonight?"
by Botoraka October 22, 2017
Get the Colombian Air Conditioner mug.When you dip your dick in cocaine and drive it up your partners arse. (Imagine your dick is a chicken goujon, the coke is the breading, and your mouth is a gaping bum)
by SchlidFatPrickLid November 7, 2019
Get the Colombian Pile Driver mug.The school located in Coloma, MI that is the gheyyest place you'll ever go for what they refer to as edge-a-macation. They teach you nothing. You recieve no academic benifits, and the only way your gettin a scholarship out is being a female on volleyball or basketball.
Also home tp some of the worst teachers. A history teacher is a raciest and sexest pig, and a spanish teacher who downgrades you because you're an American. You're more likely to learn something from the smartass students then you are from the actual teachers.
One positive in this school is the students. Some of the most accepting, diverse, and careing individuals. The styles vary greatly from the gangstas to the emos and goths and all the in-betweens including jocks, scene kids, preps, nerds and all around wierdos.
Also home tp some of the worst teachers. A history teacher is a raciest and sexest pig, and a spanish teacher who downgrades you because you're an American. You're more likely to learn something from the smartass students then you are from the actual teachers.
One positive in this school is the students. Some of the most accepting, diverse, and careing individuals. The styles vary greatly from the gangstas to the emos and goths and all the in-betweens including jocks, scene kids, preps, nerds and all around wierdos.
by cutthehurrshort March 10, 2010
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