This isn’t like any ordinary cootie this is the highest level of cootie, know become infected when sleeping around
by Ko.jazz June 21, 2018
Josh: Dude, then you would have wasted your whole night hanging out with a girl!
Tom: That's so cooties-esque.
Tom: That's so cooties-esque.
by letom December 15, 2007
When you receive cooties and your body becomes addicted. The only way to survive is to continue allowing a steady flow of cooties.
by Picholas February 05, 2018
A very deadly disease spread by people touching the opposite lover. Usually can be treated with a cootie shot.
by Hamilton the third April 28, 2019
(plural: cooties) A terminal illness in which one dies after experiencing symptoms including, but not limited to:
death, shortness of breath, confusion, erection lasting more than -4 hours, homocidal thoughts, loss of interest, obsession, sudden romantic interest in your doctor(s), anal fissures, cholera, thirsty, loss of life, expiration date coming sooner than expected, de-aging, low hanging ballsack(s), burning sensation in the nipple(s), puberty, ass-expansion, brain damage, cooties.
death, shortness of breath, confusion, erection lasting more than -4 hours, homocidal thoughts, loss of interest, obsession, sudden romantic interest in your doctor(s), anal fissures, cholera, thirsty, loss of life, expiration date coming sooner than expected, de-aging, low hanging ballsack(s), burning sensation in the nipple(s), puberty, ass-expansion, brain damage, cooties.
Person 1: I would take getting cholera over cooties any day of the week. ez.
Person 2: Bro... who's gonna tell him
Person 2: Bro... who's gonna tell him
by bbigman January 14, 2021