Coot newt

A fetus. Most often referring to a fetus in the 1st trimester.

"Look, I got a coot newt and I'm not sure who the father is."

by Face in the place March 8, 2018

le toot de coot

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.

Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**

by Hounty Bunter May 6, 2023

coots in suits

Corporate executives who do nothing but sit on their greedy, selfish asses, and whine and bitch about others using their copyrighted material. Like for example, video clips on YouTube. Viacom is the greediest of the "coots in suits"

YouTube is a magnet for "coots in suits". They have nothing to do but just yank others' accounts over some chickenshit video clip, like a music video, or some retro TV aircheck.

by Mr. Grumpy January 25, 2008

Coots

A vape

Hey man, you got the coots?

by KissUp June 20, 2019

Coot

Cute / Cool. A combination of the two words.

Man, that sugar glider video is so coot.

by queen dweeb March 19, 2017

Coote

Fucking retard

Look at this clown, must be a Coote.

by Cunt buddy November 21, 2019

Coot McGoots

When a girl wears a night gown and her coot is hanging out for the world to see so you have to get out the chip clips.

Brittany is coot mcgoots because I can see her the hanging lips of her waxed cooter.

by Coots Friends April 23, 2018