hoover cooter

Simple a vagina that sucks dick. A woman with skills using her pussy to massage and rythmically squeeze a penis like a milking machine on a cow's tit. A slut that (very well)screws everybody but you.

Dude, she is such an asshole. She uses you. How can you stand her. She's not that good looking, either. I don't get it. WTF?

(looking timid) Man, I can't help it. I got sucked in by the hoover cooter. I can't leave the most amazing piece of ass evar. It's like screwing a moist, hot, gentle vacuum cleaner. I'm numb.

by Pors Lynn Throne May 11, 2008

cow cooter

It's in the name.{a big cooter

That hurt my cow cooter!

by cow cooter April 8, 2019

Tractor Cooter

When u get raw dogged so hard it feels like you got a tractor to the cooter

“My pussy is so sore. His dick game was so hard he gave me tractor cooter. My wheat field has been plowed…”

by cootergirl123 April 23, 2023

contempolonial

Late twentieth-century example of American architecture, which is characterized by an absence of the traditional ornament, associated with the architectural style it parodies. Early examples of the centempolonial were built to provide cheap, quickly built houses for G.I.'s returning home from World War II. Today, houses of this style are built to appeal to the widest group of potential homebuyers without regard to individual lifestyles. Synonyms include Ranchburger, McMansion, Contemporized Cape.

He's not a real builder, he builds contempolonial cookie-cutter houses.

by j.tonic February 16, 2005

Contempoopalate

When a person wastes time by contemplating if they have the time to take a poop at any one particular time, without actually taking a dump.

Mel: I don't know guys, I feel a little sick. It's a long drive, maybe I should just .....
Abe: Oh for Pete's Sake!!!! It's 5 AM, Mel! Don't contempoopalate any more and go take a shit so we can drive Joe home.

by Ruzzie2Shoes August 30, 2010

contemperphobic

Not in favor of modern design or devices
First use via Matthew Gray Gubler.

"I'm contemperphobic (scared of most things modern) prefer the fine craftsmanship and charm of things made long ago." Gublernation tweet

by rainsom September 8, 2010

Contemporary vernacular

A current mode of speaking that may confuse others who are not familiar with the current events and trends in society.

"We lurked out in the streets for a few hours but then she told me to come over so I came through cause it's really nothing."
"I have no idea what you said I am having a hard time grasping your contemporary vernacular."

by GENO May 8, 2013