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Mini Cocktail

A term used when you want to refer to someone with a small penis (usually 5-6cm in length). When it is inserted, she can't feel anything, so she often uses it as a toy to pleasure herself instead.
1. can I play with your "mini cocktail"
2. when your mini cocktail is deep in your girl and she says "is it in yet?"
by elevenisconfirmed November 22, 2019
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Fort Bend Strawberry Cocktail

Fucking a girl on her period, nutting into her vagina, and drinking the mixture of semen and period blood.
"Hey man I'm going to my girls house, you want anything to drink?" "Yeah make me a Fort Bend Strawberry Cocktail."
by remjob2 June 10, 2017
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beijing cocktail

The Beijing cocktail is a synthetic Central nervous system agent, at first it binds to the hemoglobin in our blood before finally settling in your synapses where it inhibits the neurotransmitters for norepiphephrine by binding to the re-uptake pumps in the synapses and blocking the neurological stimuli. The only way to counter-act this with a constant supply of synthetic or real adrenaline, but first an agent must be present in the system to cause then compound to un-bind from receptor sites so that the neurotransmitters may transfer vital information to the rest of the body. I.E. Like the pumping of ones heart

Also, The "beijing Cocktail" also refers to the compound administered to individuals who are sentenced to death in are executed via Lethal Injection in China.
The Terrorist's injected all the hostages one by one with The Beijing Cocktail until demands were met.
by SekOner September 24, 2008
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cocktaflicious

A word created from the zei kirin at geoshock. zei kirin created this word for his own pleasure and usage.
Person 1: Hello, zei kirin, how are you today?
Zei Kirin: oh today is a cocktaflicious day its so cocktaflicious and filled with cocktaflicious clouds and the sun is so cocktaflicious.
Person 1: You are a very weird child.
Zei Kirin: Well your being very cocktaflicious.
by TYME September 11, 2004
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cockthucker

Kelly is a cockthucker.

Is Kelly a chick or a dude?

I said "cockthucker", thus, Kelly is a dude.
by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009
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Compton Cocktail

If you're broke and only have $2.50 and some orange juice, buy a 40 oz., mix it and you got yo self a Compton Cocktail
by DWeezy1 March 29, 2009
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cocktapus

a very rare marine creature that instead of 8 long tenticles has 8 long cocks, each more than capable of performing in a variety of sexual situations.

This creature was labeled as extinct in the late 20th Century, but scientists have routinely observed it in it's natural habitat. Google it up, preferably while at work and with your supervisor(s)looking on, (it will show them how smart you are).
The cocktapus awoke this morning to find it almost drowned overnight in a sea of gism due to 8 consecutive wet dreams.

I brought my pet cocktapus into my urologist's office the other day and he passed out when he saw it.

What the hell?? Seriously what the hell is this???
by Skidmark McGee March 10, 2007
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