Mobile Virgin Conversion Unit

A vehicle that has been customized to serve as a mobile place in which to have sex; a vehicle with a reputation as a sexual hotspot.

"So I said to her, "have you ever seen the backseat of a '95 LeSabre Custom?" and I took her out to the old Mobile Virgin Conversion Unit and started doing the no pants dance."

by Chuck Ford October 25, 2011

concussionize

the act of giving a concussion.

If Tori wasn't concussionized by the Manchester team, we would have been undefeated the whole season.

by Sarahh! :D October 19, 2008

conclusional

making conclusions in the state of confusion and delusion

My conclusional friend makes decisions based on illusions of false hope.

by bid123456 November 29, 2011

Confusionator

A fog of confusion surrounding a situation or problem. Normally created by providing or attempting to execute an overly complex solution to an otherwise simple problem.

Characterised by a fog of confusion surrounding the event or problem. Normally with a large number of people involved who have not a fucking clue as to what is going on... Even better in long email threads where no one takes responsibility for solving the problem or lifting the fog of confusion.

Fuck Me, Terry unleashed another fucking confusionator with that latest architecture diagram.

by TheGrandPooBar June 19, 2013

confusion

The feeling you get when something that makes little sense happens.

Amidst my confusion, I was hit in the rear end with another tranquilizer dart.

by frabrizio June 9, 2018

*confusion*

When there is an emma on the all boys chat she texts this when confused cuz she think it’s cute.

The Boys: Yooo the new COD update is like 250 GB imma have to get a new xbox famnnnn. Bare Billy.

Emma: *confusion*

by TheRealDeal8675309 May 6, 2020

Auto-Confusion

When the Auto-Correction feature on your cell phone decides to enter random, wrong words which in turn results in the text receiver to become confused.

1: typing "Bahaha that is funny" and your phone's Auto-Correction puts in "Bahamas that is funny", turning what should be Auto-Correction into Auto-Confusion

2: typing "I just fell down and it was hilarious" and your phone's Auto-Correction puts "I just fell download anderson it was hilarious", turning what should be Auto-Correction into Auto-Confusion

by ~~Anonymous2011~~ July 30, 2011