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Cone-ing

Cone-ing is when a person orders an ice-cream cone at a drive-thru and when the order is ready accepting the cone from the ice cream end instead of the cone. This will here hereby confuse the drive-thru attendant.
Son: "Dad, can I have a dollar?" Dad: "Why?" Son: "Because I'm bored and want to go cone-ing with my friends." Dad: "Ok, but here's another dollar...save at least one cone for me!"

For more examples just google "cone-ing" there have been many "coners," one who participates in cone-ing, that have created videos!
by Sir Ellingsworth June 14, 2011
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Cone of Death

The only justification necessary for Miami TV stations to go into non-stop hurricane coverage and scare the crap out of South Florida residents.
Bryan Norcross: And as you can see, Miami is in the Cone of Death and you should panic. Back to you, Jackie.

Jackie: But Bryan, Miami is only on the fringe, and 8 days away at best.

Bryan: Don't wait! Got get water, gas, matches, cans of food...
by heat_fan1 August 30, 2010
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Crinkle Cones

Saline breast implants. Refers to creases in the saline bags which you can actually see on the surface of a woman's breast. Usually seen when a woman is bending over or in any non-vertical position - you'll see lines or creases running along the sides of the breasts (imagine a zip-lock sandwich baggie filled with water). Typically seen as a sign of a low budget breast augmentation procedure, as well as the inferior nature of saline breast implants when compared to silcone.
Dude, that chick at the beach was pretty hot but she had full on crinkle cones.
by The Colonel November 10, 2005
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Waffle the Cone

When the girl sticks a waffle cone up her vagina and the man inserts his penis into the waffle cone. The waffle cone asks as a make-due condom when you fuck in a Dairy Queen.
Man: Lets fuck in this Dairy Queen!
Girl: I can't get preggers again.
Man: We can waffle the cone.
Girl: Kayy!
by Jew-ish132 May 22, 2010
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Cone crashing

The best way of describing how to aggressively ride a guy while he's lying down, letting you do the work.
Heather was so excited that Paul returned from leave that she was cone crashing him all night.

Brandon had to make up an excuse for why he was late, but it was worth it since he finally got Brett to cone crash him before work.
by Cone crasher January 8, 2010
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Breakkie Cone

A "cone" being a Australian/New Zealand slang word for bowl (of your bong) a "breakkie cone" is a phrase describing a toke or two before breakfast. Also known as a Pre-breakkie cone. The post breakkie cone obviously wraps up your breakfast session.
Stoner #1--"Man I am so starving after that breakkie cone I might eat your mom."

Stoner #2--Fuck off bag stand, lets grub.
by Uniboehmer February 14, 2009
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uni-coning

The act of purchasing an ice cream cone, asking the man/woman at the drive through window if they believe in unicorns, and after their response you immediately smash the ice cream cone on your forehead screaming "Believe!!!!!"
Amy and Sandra went uni-coning at mcdonalds, getting ice cream all over their faces!
by LainaDee August 23, 2011
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