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conditional friend

individual friends of a couple are conditional friends of each other because after the breakup they have to be only friends with their original friend
"I can't talk to John as I and Danny have broken up, he was my conditional friend.
by inskisspiss June 6, 2018
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armstrong air condition

In a motor vehicles, cooling the inside by rolling down the windows or putting down the top.
by Sam Colt July 11, 2006
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Japanese Air Conditioning

When a girl freezes green tea ice cubes and puts them in her mouth and than places the guy's balls in her mouth.
It was hot last night and Ashley came over and helped out with some Japanese Air Conditioning.
by JT Miller July 15, 2009
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condition

to gradually acclimatize another into previously untried or forbidden behavior, control, lead into deep water
By smearing peanut butter on her cooter, she conditioned her doberman to provide her 'non-prime time' pleasure
by wriggler February 21, 2005
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conditional crush

When you have a crush on someone but there is one or more reasons why you can't date them, don't think it is worth trying to date them or not worth trying to get them to like you back. Usually occurs when you like someone you can't have.

In which case, most people would say, "I would like him/her if _____."
Jon: "So you hooking up with anyone?"
James: "Well, Emily is hot and I would hook up with her if she didn't have a boyfriend already."
Jon: "Sounds like you have a conditional crush."
by GreekFreak757 February 27, 2011
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unspecified medical condition

A phrase you can use to get out of a jail sentence, note that you must be Paris Hilton rich for this to be effective.
Paris Hilton: I got to party at home in my mansion while I served my jail sentence because I had an unspecified medical condition; that's hot!
by Humpty June 30, 2007
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Conditional freedom

Freedom with conditions, such as getting a vaccine/shot to receive freedom isn't true freedom, as true freedom is without conditions. They wouldn't be offering people free beer or incentives to get vaccines if it was, it's just another way to try and buy the masses into doing what they want them to do, like a herd.
There is no conditional freedom. You're either free, or you're subject to someone else's rules.
by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021
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